Topic: Unban me

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao started this discussion 13 years ago #32,151

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #450,288

post his e-mail so I can sign him up for the NAMBLA newsletter

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #450,289

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
[email protected]

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #450,290

ahhh, the sweet, sweet smell of desperation

its like watching a heroin addict go into withdrawal. delicious.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #450,294

Well now LOLOLOLOLOL

becky that waz a good read. About to do my 10 miles n start will be in the fog 2day.

I think that fermented urine he lives in, has reduced him to to to...well clearly he is living his stinky dream

OK becky a serious suggestion. Offer him a chance. He does not go out on Fri -Sat or Sun evenings so he has tyme on hands.

Get him to write a thesis on something related to his FAIL on the internet Other Then having so many webmasters exercise control over their domain.

Perhaps the theme should be

WHY I need to remain Banned

5000 or 10,000 words and then put it up as a poll for a vote.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #450,295

@previous (Syntax)
Come to think of it, you should be banned too.

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #450,296

@previous (F)
You as well.

The horrid things Anon F has posted border on the illegal+

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #450,297

@previous (Syntax)
Are you feeling befuddled, old man?

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #450,298

@previous (F)
Listen up.

About to do my 10 2day in a fog bank.

C ya later gator.

Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #450,299

@previous (Syntax)
Cuckoo, cuckoo

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #450,300

> for gods sake, I have leprosy! Please unban me!

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #450,311

@OP
Please post the full emails!

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #450,312

Why was he banned this time?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #450,313

@previous (I)
For bullying a fat kid on here.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #450,314

@450,312 (I)
The usual stuff. Shtick, spam, harassing other posters.

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #450,315

@450,312 (I)
Specifically? Sure why not. And Meta could, but will probably not elaborate.

He made a topic about an underage girl teen. A MC TC & SC poster. In USA he could have been sued for slander & or Libel . Subject matter was accusing her of engaging in Incest.

Moments later a Mod banned him and post was locked and later disappeared.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #450,316

@previous (Syntax)
> In USA he could have been sued for slander & or Libel .
Deformation of character is a sounder bet in court these days.

Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #450,317

@450,315 (Syntax)
obsessed

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #450,318

@450,316 (K)
I should be ashamed of self. Took 2 years of law as a minor at UCLA. Mostly Torts.

Before I ever use the terms Libel - Slander I should review the differences.

And yes yes Deformation of character. HowSomEver it turns out the Teen he was accusing is the same teen he requested Nakkid pics of her and that was a few years ago when she was super younger of age.

@previous (F)

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #450,320

@450,315 (Syntax)
> Specifically? Sure why not. And Meta could, but will probably not elaborate.
>
> He made a topic about an underage girl teen. A MC TC & SC poster. In USA he could have been sued for slander & or Libel . Subject matter was accusing her of engaging in Incest.
>
> Moments later a Mod banned him and post was locked and later disappeared.
Topic was implying Triptych had engaged in incest, he also made a bunch of Kindle Paperwhite spam posts so I banned him. Then the admins did some magic to redirect him to the IRS page if he tried to post. After they did that I unbanned him and Matt is not currently banned as far as I can see.

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #450,321

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Perhaps IRS is fucking with him after the redirects.

!hEyBrieeXM joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #450,322

@450,320 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Wish I would have seen those Kindle posts. Those are my favorite.
Did he defragment his SSD?

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #450,323

@previous (!hEyBrieeXM)
What do you mean "those Kindle posts"? They were all the same post.

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #450,324

@450,322 (!hEyBrieeXM)
Hey Brie how u b?

r04r !GETFUCKED joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #450,325

@450,320 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
He's banned outside of the regular banning system, as he often uses a VPN to evade. He's free to lurk, but not to post.

Anonymous K replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #450,326

@previous (r04r !GETFUCKED)
> He's free to lurk, but not to post.
LOL That must drive him up the fucking wall.

!hEyBrieeXM replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #450,327

@450,323 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
lol

@450,324 (Syntax)
coi mi'e su'o jelca bakfu

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #450,333

damlol

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 38 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #450,337

@450,325 (r04r !GETFUCKED)
Thanks for explaining. Poor guy probably has to use a VPN for most of his web browsing in China

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #450,338

Please post the full emails.

Pengy joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #450,472

Unban Matt!

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #450,474

@previous (Pengy)
Are you hard up for pee pee and poo poo content?

Pengy replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #450,477

Yes. Teetee and doodoo too!

!hEyBrieeXM replied with this 13 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #450,478

@450,472 (Pengy)
@450,474 (E)
http://peepeeandpoopoochan.cu.cc/

decibelmilliwatts !!8lSAEPzaj joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #450,481

And I thought I was a bad Internet citizen.

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #450,484

@450,478 (!hEyBrieeXM)
Brie I thought the funny farm made you sane again.

Do you really really really expect ME to click on that link?

!hEyBrieeXM replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #450,485

@previous (Syntax)
Matt has posted there, so I don't see why you wouldn't click said link.

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #450,487

@previous (!hEyBrieeXM)
Cause I do have my standards...I am aware he posts at all kinds of such places.

Its like I try n avoid porta potties at festivals -

Anyway currently where he lives people take a dump on streets as normal behavior. Meat for sale hangs out in open for days in row with flies moving from you no wot to meat.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #450,520

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #450,556

@previous (R)
Odd How I dealt with this over at TC minutes ago.

Once upon a tyme when I had no clue how old she was and she insulted me I kicked back with some kind of nasty insult/flame.

Only Trip can accurately say wot I did... But the very moment I found out how old she was I have NOT once insulted her.

Also as I remember it the insult was more like being abused as in knocked around or such ...

Anonymous R replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #450,567

@previous (Syntax)
> Given I bet Bert had no clue how really really kiddlet she b

> He b walking on lets say the fragment of a Teen immersed into Scat Fetish and bound n tied up women nakkid as day born.

> How do teens get so fucked up? Parents usually molest to fuck up so much

> Just Saying

Wait, what? The fuck, man. My parents have never molested me. What the fuck is wrong with you? Why do you always bring everything back to sex?

And Bert's perfectly aware of my age and always has been.

> Just stating an opinion. Consider this. At a very early age of teen she ends up as Mod of a site dedicated to those who play with feces.

> Add to that she posts Bound n tied up Females as fully Gagged.

> If u call this normal teen behavior?

> Might be molested might be other but it ain't for sure NORMAL now is it

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #451,293

Please Unban Me.

Matthew Miller to me
4:36 AM (2 hours ago)

I live in a sewer ditch. I have to eat human feces and live sewer rats to survive. I am unemployed, broke, and homeless. I have contracted leprosy, HIV, malaria, and oddly, the German Whooping Cough. Please unban me: posting on Minichan is the only thing left in my pathetic, horrible, miserable, hellish life. Lynne B. Goldstein was right.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 54 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #451,294

Unban me...

Matthew Miller to me
Oct 14 (11 days ago)

...and I will take you for a night on the town in NEw Orleans.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #451,296

FUCKING. UNBAN. ME. NOW.

Matthew Miller to me
Oct 12 (13 days ago)

I love you. Thanks.

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Becky <[email protected]> to Matthew
Oct 12 (13 days ago)

I got 99 problems but a Matt ain't one

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Matthew Miller to me
Oct 12 (13 days ago)

Just be human.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) quadruple-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #451,297

POST THIS NOW

Matthew Miller to me
Oct 11

Alright, Lynne B. Goldstein is right. I am unemployed and homeless, close to starving to death. I have been fired from 18 jobs in China. I live in a sewer ditch. My bed is a pile of feces. I clean public toilets for 1 yuan a day. I have to grab passing rats and insects and eat them alive. I have nothing else! When it rains, I just have to sleep out in it, for I have no shelter. I have also contracted leprosy. I am miserable, fora!

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Becky <[email protected]> to Matthew
Oct 11

How are your tits?

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Matthew Miller to me
Oct 11

Post that, and I will tell you.

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #451,298

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
18 is a very lucky number in china
though 128 is better

Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #451,321

@451,297 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
> I am unemployed
> I clean public toilets for 1 Yuan a day
Does he EVER stop lying???

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #451,334

@previous (H)
> Does he EVER stop lying???

Oh yes he sure does. The short lists of truths he tells ...Verifiable by his peers on gokuntming.com

Those truths describe the horrid state of living conditions ...health problems as a result of poo in enviro..

So the truth as limited as it is... Someone on another chan yesterday located Matt trying to get the hell out of Kuntming

Hi,

"I am a professional language teacher from the US. I have been teaching English in China for over a year. I am considering moving to Phnom Penh. I am not a backpacker on a jaunt, but a career professional teacher. However, I would like to try to find work translating. I am fluent in English and French, and competent in German and Spanish as well. Does anyone have any suggestions as to how I might try to find such employment?

Thanks!"

Reply to his inquiry

Re: Working in Phnom Penh

Yeah, try somewhere in Europe where those languages are used. Barely anyone here is interested in French, and they are even less interested in German or Spanish.

Meta replied with this 13 years ago, 28 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #451,339

@previous (Syntax)
Why does someone with no Chinese fluency go to China and not Europe re: usefulness of French language?

Eye wood think Matt wood go to RE Paris or Berlin or Madrid re: language effluent skills.

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #451,340

@previous (Meta)
Most excellent question b4 I do my 10 mile beach run

French unemployment hits 15-year high

The unemployment rate in France continues to climb, hitting 10.4% in the first quarter of 2013. That's the highest level the country has seen since early 1998. Knowledge of French for outsiders is probably not so good 4work

http://money.cnn.com/2013/06/06/news/economy/france-unemployment/

(CNN) -- Spain's unemployment rate rose to a record high of 27.2% - Spanish as a job finder No way Jose.

Germany is doing so much more better - Unemployment Rate in Germany decreased to 5 percent in August of 2013 from 5.30 percent in July of 2013.

Yea Matt tossed in German as one of his languages yet he does NOT list it on his resume, so he probably has learned to use German words for scat related items on web.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Meta replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #451,341

@451,297 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
> I live in a sewer ditch. My bed is a pile of feces. I clean public toilets for 1 yuan a day.
Matt used to write fiction about this on Anonyblog. He's literally living his dream.
> I have to grab passing rats and insects and eat them alive.
Sounds like one of his "look how adventurous I am!" Fooder Glove blog posts.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #451,349

@previous (Meta)
> Anonyblog.

Honest on my honor. Miller single handily took it down by spamming/flooding it with poo content so today it says

Anonyblog is gone.

Have a good day.

If you actually looked in? It was total mod free and its a shame just one person could take down a literary based site.

Pengy replied with this 13 years ago, 1 day later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #451,498

Unban him already!

Question replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #451,512

@previous (Pengy)
Are you one of his Anal warts?

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #451,520

I am dying of leprosy and AIDS.

Matthew Miller to me
Oct 25 (1 day ago)

I am on my deathbed in a dirty Chinese hospital. I have three hours to live. My last and only wish is to post on Minichan one last time. Please unban me.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #451,521

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
You're going to feel really bad if he's telling the truth.

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #451,522

@451,520 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)

He must have had a 25 nanosecond total recovery because:

http://www.gokunming.com/en/forums/thread/9049/hong_kong_based_website_hosting

tommann
October 25, 2013
406 posts

Can anyone recommend a good, fast Hong Kong website host with free access from the Mainland, specifically for a business website? Thanks!

And October 25, 2013 I went to the Gold Silver Jaguar too. The selection is outrageous: it is like an entire city of food that you can eat as much as you want to of! But some was disappointing,
such as the crabs which had almost no meat inside.

So clearly he no longer needs his last and only wish.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #451,524

@previous (Syntax)

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #451,531

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Obsession is the single most useful human activity, because with an obsession, you keep coming back and back and back to the same question and on occasions, you find more answers then expected.

-With a little help from Norman Mailer.

Meta replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #451,532

@451,520 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
I just sprayed coffee all over my tablet :,)

Meta double-posted this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #451,551

@451,520 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
As much as I love MC, if I were on my deathbed and had hours to live, I'd probably prefer to spend it with my family. Of course Matt's lying SHOCKING but seriously this is about the most pathetic thing I've heard.

Meta triple-posted this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #451,552

@451,349 (Syntax)
> Honest on my honor. Miller single handily took it down by spamming/flooding it with poo content so today it says
>
> Anonyblog is gone.
>
> Have a good day.
>
> If you actually looked in? It was total mod free and its a shame just one person could take down a literary based site.
I dug through the Anonyblog archives in 2010 or 2011 when I research Matt's forum history (I googled "pronounced as one word" and tons of shit came up) and it was endless posting about Indy the Great bathing in a vat of teenage girlturds.

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #451,600

@451,522 (Syntax)
And this guy has an English degree :/

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #451,616

@previous (T)
His degree is in languages, French specifically. He did not take courses in teaching.

And he was born in Cajun French speaking territory. So his brand of French Elsewhere not so much so good.

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #451,617

@previous (Syntax)
That's like saying someone with Yorkshire slang and diction doesn't speak English. its not true.

Plus, you are also implying his course ignored common French and dealt solely with Cajun version.

Just yet more agenda driven bullshit from syntax.

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #451,619

@previous (F)
Now cool down a bit

> His degree is in languages, French specifically. He did not take courses in teaching

That is 100% accurate

Of course in school he learned a more proper brand of French. Ya no one of the odd things about Cajuns is for instance how they took the French Roux a classic every cook learns for Euro cuisines.

Roux in Eu cultures is always added at the very end to thicken up a sauce - stock - stew

Cajuns start out with a difficult to make Roux - I No cause I sure have done that far2many tymes. Its the base at Get Go in cooking.

And you ignored the fact that he is teaching yet never once too a course in the how2's. Of course with 17 years of advanced Education he never once contemplated teaching the Language English.

And Anon F Wot b ur agenda?

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #451,620

I am dying at this moment.

Matthew Miller to me
2:16 AM (13 hours ago)

My leprosy and AIDS are killing me. The Chinese doctor just told me to prepare to die in one hour. I think he said that -- the tones are hard to hear and I am just learning. He either said, "I am sorry, but you will die in one hour," or, "I enjoy drinking the urine of pickled mackerel."

Come on, Becky. I have one hour left in this life. My last and only dying wish is to post on Minichan. Please unban me!

(Edited 41 seconds later.)

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #451,621

Unban me, and I will poot in your coffee.

Matthew Miller to me
10:01 AM (5 hours ago)

Discuss.

(Edited 5 seconds later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #451,622

@451,619 (Syntax)
How is any of that a rebuttal of anything I said?

I don't have an agenda. just fed up of you and matt ruining boards with your mental illnesses.

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #451,623

@previous (F)
Well as anyone can clearly see according to Matts mail to becky 13 hours ago he died an hour later. Then 4 hours later (eye good with math) he is still alive.

And pray tell did you think I was trying for a microsecond for a rebuttal?

OK I have a classic solution for you: Take the following course-

Don't read Syntax 101.
Chap 1 - Posts
Chap 2 - Replies
Chap 3- Do you need new glasses?

Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #451,626

@previous (Syntax)
Right,so you admit that your previous post was bullshit, yes?

This one @451,616 (Syntax)

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #451,628

@previous (F)
Two elements to that post

One is 100% accurate

The other may be a little flawed but its most certainly not BS.

BS wood be me telling you to forgive me cause, I have Homer Simpsons disease, and will die of Beer Belly in one hour.

Anonymous K replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #451,656

@451,524 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #451,669

@previous (K)
lol™

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #451,698

@451,656 (K)
lol

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY replied with this 13 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #457,464

@451,656 (K)
lol

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #457,502

@451,656 (K)
lol

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #457,516

@451,656 (K)
lol

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #457,517

@451,656 (K)
lol

Schticky McSchtickerson replied with this 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #457,593

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