Topic: I need a sweet pitch to get my parents out of the house

Falco !PZmcClOUDk started this discussion 15 years ago #3,214

I want to take us somewhere because the weather is crap, and it has to be indoors and free. My mom says "she doesn't want to go anywhere today yet wants to get out of the house" so work with that.

ideas?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #58,252

you just want time to yourself so you can masturbate

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,254

@previous (B)
I want to take us somewhere. Read the post.

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,255

Weather crap? Is it cold enough to go and chill at a cafe and sip on a hot choco?

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,257

@previous (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
yus

I'll offer that as an option.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,259

Do you not have a car?

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,262

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
I only have my permit.

@58,255 (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
they said noooo damn

i'm going for a walk. somewhere.

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,264

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
How old are you?

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,265

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
20 why

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,276

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Do you have a fixed gear?

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,279

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
In a cosmic sort of way yes

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,280

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
......I have officially lost all faith in humanity.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,282

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
I'm no good. ;_;

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,287

Well... now I'm depressed.

Gonna go

to place

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,288

@58,282 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Is driving a car two hip for you?

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,289

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
I offered to drive that's the whole point. I have a permit only.

Leonidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #58,306

I thought you live in a dorm.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #58,307

Tell her that you want to go for a ride and have a talk. She will definitely agree to that.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #58,310

@58,288 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
> two hip

@58,279 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Son...

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #58,311

@previous (H)
three hip.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #58,313

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
I like the cut of your jib.

Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #58,315

Why do you not have a driver's license?

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #58,316

@58,313 (H)
wut?

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #58,319

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=I%20like%20the%20cut%20of%20your%20Jib

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #58,325

@previous (H)
Oh.

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