Topic: FAO: Postmortem

Meta started this discussion 13 years ago #32,033

You've said your new girlfriend Kirby is into crazy stuff, you should get a costume wig from Walmart, a traffic cone, and go Green/Bella on her! Buy a shitty TV from Goodwill and smash it with a baseball bat* while screaming obscenities in front of her. It will be like BDSM for the mind.

*I know you're supposed to use a cricket bat for this, but where do they even sell them in America??

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later[^] [v] #449,169

Cricket equipment shops, or online. Wow, the modern world, eh?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 29 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #449,173

@OP
you look so different meta

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #449,205

Good idea.

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #449,212

@previous (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
She's a lazy masochist though; cosplay,BDSM, etc. takes more effort than we are willing to make. Not to mention I can't really play a character with a straight face whilst fucking. It just feels unnecessary and silly to me.

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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #449,216

@previous (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
> She's a lazy masochist though; cosplay,BDSM, etc. takes more effort than we are willing to make. Not to mention I can't really play a character with a straight face whilst fucking. It just feels unnecessary and silly to me.

Oh yea this is a relationship few dream of. Long term FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #449,222

@449,212 (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
also, please kill yourself immediately

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