Topic: MRW everything in cookie clicker cost trillions of dollars.

Ks !KansasxqvM started this discussion 13 years ago #31,990

I wish I could quit you cookie clicker. ;_;

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #448,777

i know right :(

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #448,778

I wish you could stop making meth.

:3

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #448,788

you should try dick sucker

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #448,791

what is cookie clicker

The End !z3ClNrSF8g joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #448,793

@previous (E)

> what is cookie clicker

a game where you literally click a bunch of cookies except everything costs 500-100 million clicks

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #448,796

@previous (The End !z3ClNrSF8g)
Sounds pretty shite.

The End !z3ClNrSF8g replied with this 13 years ago, 26 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #448,798

@previous (E)

> Sounds pretty shite.

not if you like clicking

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #448,801

@448,796 (E)
the end game is shite, but getting there is pretty fun.

Anonymous G double-posted this 13 years ago, 56 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #448,802

Oh, here:
http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #448,804

@448,798 (The End !z3ClNrSF8g)

> doesn't attempt true neverclick every time

The End !z3ClNrSF8g replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #448,806

@previous (H)

> >doesn't attempt true neverclick every time

i dont know what that is and i dont care either

Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #448,807

@previous (The End !z3ClNrSF8g)

make a million cookies without having ever clicked the cookie yourself

"neverclick" lets you click 15 times so you can buy your first cursor

The End !z3ClNrSF8g replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #448,808

@previous (H)

> make a million cookies without having ever clicked the cookie yourself
>
> "neverclick" lets you click 15 times so you can buy your first cursor

great so now instead of playing a game where i have to click a bunch I just stare at a screen while neverclick plays instead, pretty good man

Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #448,810

@previous (The End !z3ClNrSF8g)

do you even know what cookie clicker is

nobody clicks the cookie manually after like the first farm

The End !z3ClNrSF8g replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #448,824

@previous (H)

> do you even know what cookie clicker is
>
> nobody clicks the cookie manually after like the first farm

its a shitty web game where you click a bunch of cookies, I know exactly what it is, its fucking dumb. But to imply that not only are you being involved with this game, but having a bot make the clicks for you (for absolutely no payoff other than a virtual item? what the fuck) makes you sound so goddamn lame in the eyes of everyone that isn't a complete fucking autist.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #448,832

what the fuck is going on here?
fuck me
there is autism and then there is this thread
just wow

Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 56 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #448,837

@448,824 (The End !z3ClNrSF8g)

> having a bot make the clicks for you

Jesus christ LOL no you don't know what it is at all

The entire point of the game is to earn enough cookies to buy things in the game that generate more cookies and neverclick is an achievement dumbfuck

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Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #448,840

@previous (H)
but what is the point of a game that you don't actually play?

brb off for a game of defrag.

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Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #448,843

@previous (J)

There are in fact achievements, dungeons and mathematics involved

Also the apocalypse but that doesn't do anything except activate yet because the game is in active development

The End !z3ClNrSF8g replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #448,884

@previous (H)

> There are in fact achievements, dungeons and mathematics involved
>
> Also the apocalypse but that doesn't do anything except activate yet because the game is in active development

So its entirely pointless, gotcha

The End !z3ClNrSF8g double-posted this 13 years ago, 38 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #448,885

@448,837 (H)

> >having a bot make the clicks for you
>
> Jesus christ LOL no you don't know what it is at all
>
> The entire point of the game is to earn enough cookies to buy things in the game that generate more cookies and neverclick is an achievement dumbfuck

OH GREAT SO YOU'RE MANUALLY CLICKING??? look, you cant make yourself not sound like a total aspie, give it up.

Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #449,055

@previous (The End !z3ClNrSF8g)

I manually clicked 15 times yes

You seem incredibly mad about this you know, what is it about a strategy game which annoys you so much?

Anonymous H double-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #449,056

@448,884 (The End !z3ClNrSF8g)

> >Football a game in which you score points by taking a ball past a marked point which is owned by an opposing team and the aim of the game is to score the most points
> So its entirely pointless, gotcha

> >Chess is a game in which you land on the squares your opponent is occupying using pieces that can only move in predetermined patterns and the aim of the game is to trap the 'king' piece so it is unable to move without being taken
> So its entirely pointless, gotcha

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #449,069

I quit cookie clicker when my computer crashed. It's a huge relief. I think cookie clicker is a very dangerous game, and you should stop now. Thank you.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #449,093

@448,885 (The End !z3ClNrSF8g)
neverclick is an achievement which you get for never clicking the cookie. It allows the player 15 clicks to purchage their first mouse item, and then they must never click the cookie again until they have like 1 million cookies. True neverclick is for truly never clicking the cookie at all, and to do that you must wait for golden cookies to popup and click those for cookies. The latter does require a certain degree of autism, but the former isn't anything to be upset about, fgt.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #449,148

Im going for a true never click, fora!

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #449,149

Once I got to about 30 antimaters, I started cheating and then it all became even more pointless than before :(

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