@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
> Wow great headline very descriptive
get out of my thread idiot
@OP
> I dont think ben is dead i think he is just anonymously posting
Let's not get emotional, but look at these one by one.
> but then i realize this isnt true because there havent been any new green pix and he's too much of an attention whore to go without posting pictures of himself
Sounds about right. Green is quite the exhibitionist.
> lets discuss some green theories which are as follows:
>
> 1| jail
Not likely, imo, but definitely possible. Syntax says he told Green to get arrested to miss his court date and stall the eviction proceedings. But even then, the British police seem to have a "catch and release" policy.
> 2| dead
Doubt it. I don't think Green is serious about killing himself. Though he may have accidentally cut himself too much or something. But I doubt it.
> 3| homeless
Not till the 9th of October, at least.
> 4| funny farm
If all the shit he's pulled so far hasn't gotten him institutionalized, nothing will.
> 5| shitty UK bandwidth ran out and cant afford the bill until his next assistance check comes in
This seems the most likely.
@OP
I have been sending envelopes full of sheets of paper printed with the letter 'h' to judges in Aylesbury. If they don't get the message, just give them the secret sign from the reptilian reverb universe. Those judges are a little slow sometimes, but they'll figure it all out.
Green has been arrested for lewd behaviour and being ignorant in a general manner.