Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later[^][v]#57,803
So this guy moves into a new town and wants to join a church. So he finds a nice looking one that's close to his new house, he finds a receptionist who works there and says "Hey, what do I gotta do to join this damn church?"
The woman is taken aback and says "Sir, please refrain from cursing in front of me."
The guy's like "I don't see what your problem is. I just wanna join this damn church."
The woman says "If you're gonna talk like that, take it outside."
Guy says "I wanna join this damn church! Why you gotta make it so difficult?"
So the woman storms off, finds the priest, and tells the priest to go deal with the guy.
The priest comes out and says "Sir, you're not gonna talk like that in here or speak to our patrons that way."
Guy says "Look man, I just hit the lottery and won $150,000,000 and I gotta donate at least 10% to get a tax break, and I wanna join this damn church."
The priest points to the receptionist and says "This bitch giving you a problem?"