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Topic: I got a new laptop

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao started this discussion 13 years ago #31,716

It's exactly like my old laptop, except without the cat hair.
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Cool. 1 11%
Thanks for sharing. 8 89%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #446,648

I am so happy for you

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #446,650

@previous (B)
I hope you die.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #446,661

@OP
Does it have the dreaded Windows 8?

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #446,664

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
No, I got 7. I have backup CDs for 8 for some reason, though.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #446,665

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
You should give Ubuntu Linux a try! You can burn a LiveCD and test drive it without installing it!

Sadie joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #446,666

How soon to cat hair on the new model?

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #446,668

Needs more cat hair.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #447,100

@446,666 (Sadie)
@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Done. Thanks.

@446,665 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
What, no.

q joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #447,111

@446,648 (B)
ok, what the fuck

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #447,112

@446,665 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #447,117

@previous (G)
> I’d just like to interject for a moment.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #447,142

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, Cat Hair/Becky, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Cat Hair plus Becky. Becky is not an operating system unto herself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Cat Hair system made useful by the Cat Hair corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the Cat Hair system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Cat Hair which is widely used today is often called “Becky”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Cat Hair system, developed by the Cat Hair Project.

There really is a Becky, and these people are using her, but she is just a part of the system they use. Becky is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by herself; she can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Becky is normally used in combination with the Cat Hair operating system: the whole system is basically Cat Hair with Becky added, or Cat Hair/Becky. All the so-called “Becky” distributions are really distributions of Cat Hair/Becky.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #447,186

@447,100 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
What, yes.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #455,727

It's a good laptop. It runs well. We're happy.

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #455,732

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
i simply do not understand why you did not upgrade to a better laptop

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #455,733

@previous (dreamworks)
It's a wonderful laptop.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #455,734

@455,732 (dreamworks)
Because she is mentally ill.

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

dreamworks replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #455,736

@455,733 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
so buy the new version of it youjsd=0o]
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beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #455,738

@previous (dreamworks)
I did. I had a Thinkpad T420. Now I have a Thinkpad T430.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #455,768

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Good upgrade.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #455,772

@455,738 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
So it's 10 better? Or 1.02% better?

Meta !PARAdoxiHw double-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #455,774

@OP
Also what if the people taking your old laptops are using the cat hair to build a cloned voodoo cat, which will be a chimera of all your previous cats?

Anonymous I replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #455,779

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Cloned voodoo cat zombies are notoriously picky eaters. I would recommend she stock up on brain flavored Friskies just in case.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #455,781

@previous (I)
I've heard cloned unholy voodoo cats are, in fact, literally allergic to everything.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #455,782

@446,648 (B)
Hold on, what the fuck is this?

Anonymous I replied with this 13 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #455,791

@455,781 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
They are, in fact, allergic to everything, including their own allergies. When they have an allergy attack, it gets exponentially worse until the all the particles in the cat's body explode and open a gate to communicate with Papa Legba. Voodoo cats are weird that way.

Anonymous I double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #455,792

@455,782 (M)
That's Ninjj after what we only refer to in hushed terms as: "the accident".
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