Topic: What's the McDonald's™ of Auburn Hills MI like?
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago#31,635
I hear McWalter™ goes there literally every day. He drives his Hoveround™ to his dad's Cadillac Escalade™ to drive to the McDonald's™ drive-thru and orders a McEverything™ with three large McFries™ and a small diet Coke™ because he has to watch his McWeight™.
imnotamonster joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later[^][v]#446,244
I highly doubt he goes through the drive-thru. Going inside, you can get to business a lot faster. Also, that McEverything is so huge, that it wouldn't even fit in the vehicle properly.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#446,246
@OP
You wake up at 7:30 AM and post this nonsense. Take a step back from your computer and think about that for a minute.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 27 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^][v]#446,250
Since it is McWalter's™ favorite McDonald's™, the McManager has installed a McVIP™ room, with a XXXXXL purple velour sofa, a 90" 4k TV which plays every McDonalds™ commercial ever in a loop, and a McWaitress who personally delivers McWalters™ McMeals™ in a red and yellow custom McWheelbarrow™.
It may seem extravagant, but McWalter's largesse has, in fact, paid for the McManager's Rolls Royce Phantom and summer home in Monaco.