@OP
> My phone has been on 14% for the past hour and it isn't going down.
Thats amazing, but it cant be the phone, it must all be down to your great self, 'cause you're amazing
@previous (C)
Nope. I'm a worthless piece of shit.
@previous (C)
Shove your self-pity up your arse. I am an experimental hipster.