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Topic: Where the fuck can people get ahold of anabolic steroids?

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY started this discussion 13 years ago #31,473

Asking for a friend ;)

Triptych !IupsXZPnnU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #445,207

Try catabolic steroids.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #445,208

Go to gym, get to know the steroiders, and ask them.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #445,209

@445,207 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Now why would I do that?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #445,311

know someone who works at a veterinary clinic, seriously.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #445,314

Walter, steroids aren't going to help you lose weight. You must stop eating at McDonalds, that's all there is to it.

squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #445,322

mexico

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 43 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #445,323

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
*Detroit

squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #445,324

@previous (G)
yankee bastard

Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #445,327

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)

Green joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #445,329

Eat a jar of Marmite or something.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #445,334

@445,314 (E)
I don't want to lose weight, I want to replace the fat with muscle.
http://www.aworkoutroutine.com/steroids-vs-natural/
13lbs of muscle compared to 4lbs in just

Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #445,335

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
It does not happen that way. You cannot "replace" fat. Fat cells stay there for life. They expand and contract depending on your ratio of energy intake to energy use, you mora.

Ks joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 46 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #445,346

Roids are legal in the UK if you've got a friend over there, but dude, you can't just jam a needle in your ass and turn into superman. Juicing properly is a whole process involving a few drugs and a lot of hard work. Don't do it right and your only permanent gains will be mantits.

Ks double-posted this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #445,347

@445,334 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
What kind of diet are you on?

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #445,350

@previous (Ks)
Two 800 calorie meals a day.

Ks replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #445,352

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Are you hitting your protein goals?

Do you do anything besides lift?

How much weight are you losing per week?

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #445,355

@previous (Ks)
Protein goal: About 300g a day.

I do a bit of cardio, but mostly lifting.

I lose about 1-2lbs a week.

Ks replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #445,369

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
I dunno how you're hitting 300g protein a day with only a 1600 calorie diet, that's impressive. I kinda thought your protein goal would be more like 200 - you know it's based on lean mass right? Consider starting couch 2 5k, it's pretty good even if you hate cardio. http://www.c25k.com/c25k_treadmill.html

If you're losing an average of 1.5 lbs per week you'll be in great shape in like what, 8-10 months max? You got this man, you don't need no roids. Most guys would love to have the testosterone levels of someone your age. You have every advantage here. Eat right, exercise, be consistent and patient. You'll make it.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #445,374

@previous (Ks)
Sorry. I kind of forgot to mention that I am not hitting my goal under my diet. I thought that was implied.

Ks replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #445,385

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
If you don't hit your protein goals you will not gain the muscle you would have otherwise. People make shitty gains from shitty diets. They also tend to feel like shit. I've read about this and can confirm from personal experience, lol. Eat right or spin your wheels in the gym.

If you can try to incorporate some protein powder into your diet. I use Body Fortress Whey Isolate from Walmart http://www.walmart.com/ip/Super-Advanced-Vanilla-Creme-Whey-Isolate/14654077, it's cheap and has good protein numbers for the calorie costs. Building muscle and losing weight both start in the kitchen, you need optimal protein and calories to build muscle, but not too much calories so you can lose weight. It's kind of tough. I was having a hard time getting the numbers right until I adopted the ketogenic diet, it's the shit. I cannot stress enough how important your diet is.

!KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #445,408

@445,346 (Ks)
Steroids are cat c

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #445,410

@previous (!KThEOwLwbU)
But legal for personal use.

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #445,415

@445,347 (Ks)
He eats at McDonalds three times a day. Large meals, too. :(

Ks replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #445,417

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Mcdiet ™
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