Topic: I want to buy some ducks and release them into a drainage pond.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW started this discussion 15 years ago #3,145
How illegal would this be?
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #57,173
Nothing more than a ticket if you got caught. If no one witnesses the act I doubt anyone would look too deeply into it.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,175
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I don't think so. It's always full of water and contains big fish, minnows, small crabs, and clams.
I don't think so. It's always full of water and contains big fish, minnows, small crabs, and clams.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,176
@57,173 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
I already creep around at night, so I'm pretty sure that I could accomplish this in a sneaky manner.
I already creep around at night, so I'm pretty sure that I could accomplish this in a sneaky manner.
hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,180
I'd do some research first
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,181
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I was thinking about doing that. Ducks are some of my favorite animals, so I believe that I would really enjoy it.
I was thinking about doing that. Ducks are some of my favorite animals, so I believe that I would really enjoy it.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,182
@57,176 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
Just to be safe look up duck species indigenous to where you live so people will just think they migrated there.
Just to be safe look up duck species indigenous to where you live so people will just think they migrated there.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,183
@57,180 (hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb)
Don't worry, my dear. I will do extensive research before purchasing anything.
Don't worry, my dear. I will do extensive research before purchasing anything.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,184
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW (OP) triple-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,187
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I probably will. I just wanted to find out if I could be arrested for releasing them.
I probably will. I just wanted to find out if I could be arrested for releasing them.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,190
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I know that, but they most likely sell the "farm" ducks. The ones that are just plain white. If mallards are indigenous in the area people would be less suspicious of them showing up in a pond.
I know that, but they most likely sell the "farm" ducks. The ones that are just plain white. If mallards are indigenous in the area people would be less suspicious of them showing up in a pond.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,192
This are called Harlequin ducks and they are native to Florida. How freaking cute are they?totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,193
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Florida tends to crack down on releasing animals.
Florida tends to crack down on releasing animals.
hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,194
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,196
@previous (hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb)
I live in Sarasota. It's filled with old people, art fags, and crazies.
I live in Sarasota. It's filled with old people, art fags, and crazies.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,197
Hooded Merganser's, too cute.Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,198
I love ducks, this sounds like a great idea!
protip !tyLmN8C16E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,199
hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,201
@57,196 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
Kind of like every other part of Florida huh? I used to live in Brandon, which was around Tampa, and then I moved to Sebring which is where they have the stupid NASCAR races or whatever
Kind of like every other part of Florida huh? I used to live in Brandon, which was around Tampa, and then I moved to Sebring which is where they have the stupid NASCAR races or whatever
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,202
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,203
@57,198 (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)
When the rainy season starts, I will also be raising a new batch of tadpoles. I'm excited!
When the rainy season starts, I will also be raising a new batch of tadpoles. I'm excited!
hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,204
@57,202 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
True. My sister went to Blake, a magnet school for art so I grew up around a lot of artsy people
True. My sister went to Blake, a magnet school for art so I grew up around a lot of artsy people
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,206
hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,207
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,210
@previous (hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb)
Neither do I, But I've always wanted to know some. They seem very strange to me.
Neither do I, But I've always wanted to know some. They seem very strange to me.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,213
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,217
hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,218
@57,210 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
Yeah, there's a lot of hate online for them, and the jokes about hipsters are bland and like the same three things recycled. Slap a pair of thick-rimmed glasses on any animal, superimpose text like "My favorite band doesn't exist" and bam, watch it go viral. Kind of pisses me off
Yeah, there's a lot of hate online for them, and the jokes about hipsters are bland and like the same three things recycled. Slap a pair of thick-rimmed glasses on any animal, superimpose text like "My favorite band doesn't exist" and bam, watch it go viral. Kind of pisses me off
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,221
@previous (hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb)
I hate it when all sorts of stupid pics go viral. If someone can't express themselves through words, they post a fucking picture.
I hate it when all sorts of stupid pics go viral. If someone can't express themselves through words, they post a fucking picture.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,222
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,225
hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,227
@57,221 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
Too true. And it's pretty hypocritical too. Like, "Hipsters are so dumb I shouldn't be ashamed of listening to Lady Gaga, now if you don't mind me I am going to make fun of people who listen to Neutral Milk Hotel"
Too true. And it's pretty hypocritical too. Like, "Hipsters are so dumb I shouldn't be ashamed of listening to Lady Gaga, now if you don't mind me I am going to make fun of people who listen to Neutral Milk Hotel"
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,229
@57,225 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)Here's another. He only listens to music no one has heard of and stops listening when the group starts getting decently known.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,234
@57,227 (hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb)
I would never make fun of someone over something as silly as musical choices. My own taste in music is horrible.
I would never make fun of someone over something as silly as musical choices. My own taste in music is horrible.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,236
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,239
@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
I've been friends with the guy for ages. I watched him go from Kurt Cobain wannabe, to punk, to noise rocker. He's always traveled to the beat of his own drum, but he has gone further and further in the last few years. He is a great guy though, and has always been a good friend.
Edit: The most entertaining bit is that he is notoriously well equipped if you get my meaning, so no one gets how he fits in those skinny jeans.
I've been friends with the guy for ages. I watched him go from Kurt Cobain wannabe, to punk, to noise rocker. He's always traveled to the beat of his own drum, but he has gone further and further in the last few years. He is a great guy though, and has always been a good friend.
Edit: The most entertaining bit is that he is notoriously well equipped if you get my meaning, so no one gets how he fits in those skinny jeans.
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hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,242
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,243
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #57,254
@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
Not at all, though I don't go looking, so I guess that I've never noticed would mean no, and no he abstained the last few years to focus on his music. I think he swings both ways though, but he doesn't talk about what guys he may have been with.
Not at all, though I don't go looking, so I guess that I've never noticed would mean no, and no he abstained the last few years to focus on his music. I think he swings both ways though, but he doesn't talk about what guys he may have been with.
The Owl !yshAAUvyds joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #57,370
Please refrain from making your ducks walk on newspaper.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #57,378
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #57,384
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That's my general take on it, but that's like, just my opinion man.
That's my general take on it, but that's like, just my opinion man.
namj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #57,388
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #57,391
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Yeah he gets that a lot. He usually wears a pair of white wayfarers that help complete the hipster look.
Yeah he gets that a lot. He usually wears a pair of white wayfarers that help complete the hipster look.
The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 17 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #57,982
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #57,988
@57,175 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
I've seen a big fish drag a duck underwater, and I think it ate it.
I've seen a big fish drag a duck underwater, and I think it ate it.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #57,991
I headed a duck militia once. I fully endorse this course of action.