Topic: Philosophy
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #31,305
I am not a fart smeller but i think you expect a guys fart to smell bad but a girl you expect to fart roses. When your honey gives off a blast of truth it just seems so much worse because you expected it to be better. Anatomically there is no reason for it to be worse. However girls do not like to fart and will hold it until all means of containing it are used up. The fact it lingers around a Lincoln log for so long might make if more tear producing. Guys release all day leaving a steady stream of mild smelling gas accompanied buy a tune they can play with their buttcheeks.Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #444,031
Well it depends on what position the woman is in. If she's standing up & she farts then it could just b the regular "dookie is on the way" type of thing. The wind passes around her boo boo & the smell from the dookie is dragged out into the air. Or it could b something that she ate that made her stomach sour. Or when a woman is sitting down, if she doesn't lean foreward 2 let the gas seap out the back up her crack, then it'll b pushed out through the front. Understand me now because this is serious. If the fart is pushed out through the front then the fart is being passed throught the lips of her vagina. Now if her vagina already have a terrible odor (like most of them do) mixed in with the fart that is already funky like hot garbage from the sour stomach or from her having a dookie bullet locked in the chamber, then that is the creation of a beast. That might b the smell that u smell when u come in contact with a woman's fart. Notice how bad it smells when she's sitting down versus her standing up. You'll think it's a herd of zombies brushing up against your nose. That is the reason why women's fart smells worst then guy's. A smelly vagina makes a world of a difference.Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #444,032
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #444,034
I dated a woman once that I refused to take to festivals because if she had a bloomin' onion, I couldn't live in the the same house for days because her farts and deposits were so disturbing that I made changes in my life insurance policies.....it was that bad.Even if she "pooted" small ones, no bigger than your fingertip, the smell was bad enough to starve the oxygen out of the room and kill live plants and a parakeet that couldn't take no more.
Women, eating okra is horrible when it comes out the other end.
Times I've smelled some that were so bad that I had to ask,
"Are you dying?" Seriously....something is wrong with you sitting there eating carrot sticks and blasting ass bombs thinking it's funny except nobody is laughing....
just crying.
The highlight of your evening shouldn't be picking a meal thinking it's hilarious that meatballs and spaghetti is awesome because the meatballs produce explosive farts while you're watching wheel of fortune...
Disgusting! Stop it! Now!
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #444,035
I swear, if you all have ever been around a woman who ate egg salad for lunch, ou would learn real quick to stay away from her until at least 3 bowel movements because that stuff is just horrible! I mean, you won't live long and stripping the walls down and washing them won't help. It makes the world darker and depressional when you're having a good day and then she 'poots' one out no bigger than her little finger and the smell is so atrocious that a new car would be destroyed forever knowing it happened inside.Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #444,036
I don't want to be near any woman dropping a fart or a dump. It's Hecka nasty. It smells like death and I always feel like I need to open a window to call out for sanctuary or something. When I read snoop's comment about men being smelly, I had to gag when she was describing her bathroom business. I could practically smell her stink off the rotten fart ridden post. Then when she said she was a lesbian I fricken rolfed! I've been around farts and dumps from ladies like that and it's like being hit by chemical weapons or something. They bear an extreme stink because it's mixed with gas, sweat, and other rotten juices that create toxic stink clouds or something. And she was saying that some guy smelled worse because he's black? WTF Why does she want to get all racist about some dude's fart! I can guarantee her farts would be dropping some of her co-workers down to the floor dead! Female farts are far worse! I just about die whenever I have the misfortune to smell one.Read more: Has anyone else noticed that women's farts smell even worse than guy's farts? I wonder if the female digestive system is somehow different, causing thier farts to be "maggott-gaggers". | Answerbag http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/663890#ixzz2epIYqPvr
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@OP> Girls fart. Ewww.
You have unrealistic expectations about female GI tracts due to softcore porn & Jezebel.com.