Topic: I am thankful for being tall, having a deep voice and a great sense of humor.
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY started this discussion 13 years ago #31,286
I would be doomed to die an unloved virgin if not for those three qualities.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #443,886
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #443,888
@OP
A fine figure of a man, I'm sure. Too bad I don't have a dick *chuckle*
A fine figure of a man, I'm sure. Too bad I don't have a dick *chuckle*
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 0 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #443,889
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 41 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #443,891
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #443,893
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 40 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #443,901
im lovin it
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #443,902
@443,891 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
That's cool. You seem well positioned to snag a top-notch shemale. Are you planning on going abroad to find her or do you have any tranny bars in your area?
That's cool. You seem well positioned to snag a top-notch shemale. Are you planning on going abroad to find her or do you have any tranny bars in your area?
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #443,910
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #443,911
@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
You're welcome. But I wish you'd chat with me more about trannies. I'm genuinely interested in your views & opinions.
You're welcome. But I wish you'd chat with me more about trannies. I'm genuinely interested in your views & opinions.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #443,913
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #443,916
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 12 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #443,967
@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
So hard to pick. Sarina Valentina or maybe Bailey Jay. Or pretty much every ladyboy in Thailand. That's my dream vacation. What about you?
So hard to pick. Sarina Valentina or maybe Bailey Jay. Or pretty much every ladyboy in Thailand. That's my dream vacation. What about you?
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #443,969
@previous (B)
Sarina is fantastic, but her breasts are horrible. They were great before the implants. And Bailey Jay is cute but not the hottest. But my favorite would be Miriam Riviera.
Sarina is fantastic, but her breasts are horrible. They were great before the implants. And Bailey Jay is cute but not the hottest. But my favorite would be Miriam Riviera.
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 30 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #443,973
@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
I like the fakies, overall. Miriam Rivera from the reality show? She is super hot, but I somehow didn't know she did porn!
I like the fakies, overall. Miriam Rivera from the reality show? She is super hot, but I somehow didn't know she did porn!
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #443,974
@previous (B)
You didn't? She maintains her genital abilities and refuses to go post-op, which is a great thing.
You didn't? She maintains her genital abilities and refuses to go post-op, which is a great thing.
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #443,975
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #443,976
What is it, Thanksgiving everyday where you live?
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #443,977
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #443,978
@443,974 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
I didn't! Functional non-op is really the only way to go. I get sad when these gals Superman II their genital powers. Do you consider yourself a top? I would never want to get pegged, but I might hypothetically suck a cock and enjoy it.
I didn't! Functional non-op is really the only way to go. I get sad when these gals Superman II their genital powers. Do you consider yourself a top? I would never want to get pegged, but I might hypothetically suck a cock and enjoy it.
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 5 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #443,979
@443,977 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
But you are aroused at the sight of a penis, yes?
Would a feminine enough man appeal to you?
But you are aroused at the sight of a penis, yes?
Would a feminine enough man appeal to you?
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #443,980
@443,978 (B)I could be top or bottom, depending on the mood. Maybe even mix it up, chain the shemale up and suck her off against her will, and hear her cry out loud NO MORE as her writhing in oversensitive pain. But other times, I feel submissive, like I ought to be raped by a pack of horny shemales in both holes. But that's just the extremes.
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Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #443,981
@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
I notice that both of these fantasises are about penises.
On its own, do you find a penis to be attractive?
I notice that both of these fantasises are about penises.
On its own, do you find a penis to be attractive?
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #443,983
@443,980 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)That's hot. There is a dearth of shemale bondage porn out there. But I just don't think I'd enjoy getting buttfucked. I tried a toothbrush handle once and that was more than I could take. I think I might have a freakishly tight b-hole.
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #444,049
@443,981 (C)
Not really. It's only hot when attached to a feminine human.
@previous (B)
I'm not really into bondage otherwise.
Not really. It's only hot when attached to a feminine human.
@previous (B)
I'm not really into bondage otherwise.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #444,052
> tall
what, compared to a midget?
> having a deep voice
fat people often have a deep voice due to the sounds of speech being muffled by the obscene amount of lard
> and a great sense of humor
cheeseburger-based humor is not in any way considered "good" by anybody except other fatties
what, compared to a midget?
> having a deep voice
fat people often have a deep voice due to the sounds of speech being muffled by the obscene amount of lard
> and a great sense of humor
cheeseburger-based humor is not in any way considered "good" by anybody except other fatties
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HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #444,053
@previous (H)
> cheeseburger-based humor is not in any way considered "good" by anybody except other fatties
That would be fatfuck, not me.
> cheeseburger-based humor is not in any way considered "good" by anybody except other fatties
That would be fatfuck, not me.