Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago#31,230
Please. I can't handle being a responsible adult anymore. All my pants are business formal or business casual. ALL of them. My pants frighten me. I just want to watch cartoons & porn. Maybe play Skyrim if I'm feeling ambitious. Wat do?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later[^][v]#443,580
Are you under or over 39 years of age?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#443,581
@previous (B)
I'm 30. Can you teach me how to get government monies?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#443,591
@previous (A)
Is your dad best known for running businesses that defraud people and governments?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#443,594
Well, obv. you gotta sleep with the gov first of all, then you gotta tell them you need somthin in exchange... welfare.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 45 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#443,596
@443,591 (C)
No. My dad is best known for having a deep voice and a bald head.
@previous (D)
I can get onboard with this. Whom must I fuck? The government is pretty big...
Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#443,599
@previous (A)
I said nothing about having to fuck them. You gotta sleep with them in the bed. They sleep together like pigs.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#443,600
@previous (D)
A giant government bed? Like a three million person bunk bed? I'd do that. But I call top.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#443,831
You must develop a fetish for being "kept" by your master. It's the only way to support a truly nice lifestyle as a moocher. Of course some will argue this isn't actually mooching since the other party is getting something in exchange; Usually your asshole.