Topic: Turtle bit my dick off
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #31,186
He looks all cute and innocent, but the joker bit my dick and wouldn't let go! When I finally got him to let go, he had blood all in his mouth. It was my blood. I ran to the bathroom to see that it was bleeding very badly and a huge piece of my dick was torn off. It hurt so bad! It feels like I got beat up by my best friend. It's all swollen and still bleeding a little bit. Pic related, it's my pet turtle looking all innocent, but he is not. :/Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #443,384
My turtle has tasted my blood. I now think he's going to try to eat me while I'm asleep.