Topic: I See the USAmerican - A Poem
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #31,150
When brown people are bombed into oblivion or no reason -- I see the USAmerican.When I see a morbidly obese idiot waddling around and riding an electric scooter -- I see the USAmerican.
When I see McWalter drive an SUV 32 feet to McDonald's three times a day -- I see the USAmerican.
When people cannot find their own country on a map -- I see the USAmerican.
When a nation is at war with Iraq, and 99% of its people have never heard of Iraq -- I see the USAmerican.
When I see people who believe the Revolutionary War was against France -- I see the USAmerican.
When people think that "America is the greatest country in the history of the planet," even though they are utterly clueless about world history -- I see the USAmerican.
When I see drunken redneck hicks shouting "USA! USA! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!" without reason -- I see the USAmerican.
When a nation enters every war at literally the very last second, then claims sole victory -- I see the USAmerican.
When people are generally stupid, fat, and uneducated -- I see the USAmerican.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later[^] [v] #443,105
@OP
Don't be so hard on yourself, USAmerican.
Don't be so hard on yourself, USAmerican.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 24 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #443,108
> being so mad about your IRS liens you move to China
Triptych !IupsXZPnnU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #443,109
You're American.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #443,110
OP was raised in the shittiest part of the U.S., so it's understandable why he hates his own heritage so much.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #443,116
lol how funny: people are so buttraged and angry and jealous, that they ignore the post, and just attack me. LMAO @ you losers!Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #443,119
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #443,120
> When I see a morbidly obese idiot
> When I see drunken redneck
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> When I see drunken redneck
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TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #443,181
@OP
You are an American.
You are an American.
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #443,188
@443,116 (A)
You attacked all USAmericans with sweeping generalizations, what did you expect? I think you're trying too hard to convince yourself (and the Chinese government listening in) that you're a happy camper. I think most of us know better and are happy we aren't you, lol.
You attacked all USAmericans with sweeping generalizations, what did you expect? I think you're trying too hard to convince yourself (and the Chinese government listening in) that you're a happy camper. I think most of us know better and are happy we aren't you, lol.
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #443,210
