Topic: Holy. Fucking. Shit.

detroit !dougyAnYiM started this discussion 15 years ago #3,114

I left here a couple months thinking when I showed back up all the faggotry would be gone. Shit no. It's at an all-time high. Fuck every single one of you (except jump. you aight, dood). Also, no. I will not teach you how to 'dougie'. Faggot.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later[^] [v] #56,738

jump is one of the worst here.

Meowth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,739

I'm a faggot? I barely even come on here anymore. Also, I can teach you how to dougie.

detroit !dougyAnYiM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,740

@56,738 (B)
Fuck you, faggot.

detroit !dougyAnYiM (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,741

@56,739 (Meowth)
Oh fu. totally forgot about you. nah bro, you're good ;D

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,742

Why so mad, bro?

detroit !dougyAnYiM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,743

Where's that cocksucker Falco? I REALLY hated that guy. Is he still buying up everything Steve Job puts up for sale?

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,744

@56,740 (detroit !dougyAnYiM)
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

detroit !dougyAnYiM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,746

@56,742 (D)
That list goes on and on.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,747

@previous (detroit !dougyAnYiM)
Why?

detroit !dougyAnYiM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,748

@56,744 (B)
> implying SO hard.

detroit !dougyAnYiM (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,750

@56,747 (D)
I don't care much for disclosing super personal stuff here. So we're just going to say I have AIDS.

Meowth replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,751

@56,741 (detroit !dougyAnYiM)

He said my story was cool.

And then he called me bro.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,752

I really missed you. Especially your posts. It's absolutely great to have you back. You know, for a while there I was seriously concerned about the state of Minichan. The overall quality of people's posts were beginning to seriously decline and I thought to myself: "Wow, where did detroit go off to? He would have known what to do." And here you are. It's almost like a modern-day miracle. I didn't believe in miracles until today, detroit. I really didn't. Again, it's absolutely fantastic to have your thoughtful and emotionally impacting posts here. Great to see you here again.

Not.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,753

@previous (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
Damn, that was cold.

detroit !dougyAnYiM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,754

@56,752 (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
Epic burn, bro.
Oh noezzzz the interweb people don't like meh D: D:

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,756

@previous (detroit !dougyAnYiM)
Protip: Don't visit Minichan while you're on your period.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,757

@56,743 (detroit !dougyAnYiM)
He's a furry now as well. At least he has good toast in synthesizers.

detroit !dougyAnYiM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,758

@56,756 (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
Muaha. Ohhhh it's laughable how ignorant you are. lrn2perspective.

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,759

@previous (detroit !dougyAnYiM)
Is your vagina sandy or bleeding profusely? I can't tell.

Meowth replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,760

@previous (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
Sandy Balls

psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,761

@previous (Meowth)
Sandy Bridge

detroit !dougyAnYiM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,765

@56,759 (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
Lets put some thought into this.... I make one thread in months and you jump in to tell me about how much of an ass I am. You, on the other hand, have stayed here for what's probably coming close to a year doing nothing but look at this shithole of a website. Just sayin.

protip !tyLmN8C16E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,766

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,767

Lol, y u mad tho?
But seriously. Come on, man. Teach me how to dougie.

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,774

@56,765 (detroit !dougyAnYiM)
So... your vagina is sandy and bloody then? Huh. I should have known.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,937

@56,765 (detroit !dougyAnYiM)

1. Leaves MC.
2. Doesn't come back for months.
3. Comes back to MC to troll the people who are still here.
4. PROFIT!!!

2/10

And while we have been here jerking off what exactly have you done?

Cured cancer? Promote world peace? Saved the Queen?

The fact that you came back just shows how fucking miserable you really are.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,953

*sips milk and smiles*

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 42 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,963

If you don't teach me how to dougie, the art will die out.

You do not want that. Now teach me how to dougie, motherfucker, or face the consequences.