Topic: McDon; Walter fanfic.
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #31,111
McWalter stood up. The moldy burger had made him have the most explosive McDiarrhea of his life. Now he was super hungry. He needed 5 Big Macs. As he was exiting the laboratory, his cellphone began ringing. 'Hello McWalter. This is Ronald. We have a problem. You have to stop the king. Come to your nearest McDonalds and I will explain more'. McWalter's heart became filled with loathing. He put on his fedora and became the McDon.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #442,835
LOL more!Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 39 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #442,838
McWalter walked into McDonalds. He had just saved the day, so he thought he should treat himself. '6 big macs please' he then slapped his bum, winked at Ronald and did the McWalter jig.
'We have a situation, Walter. The King has travelled back in time and has teamed up with Hitler to create an evil burger empire. In the original timeline, Hitler and the Nazis were defeated by Britain and America. The King is changing that. McDonalds is failing. Burger King is becoming top dog in fastfood chains. We need to go back in time and stop The King. Get in the McDelorean'.
'We have a situation, Walter. The King has travelled back in time and has teamed up with Hitler to create an evil burger empire. In the original timeline, Hitler and the Nazis were defeated by Britain and America. The King is changing that. McDonalds is failing. Burger King is becoming top dog in fastfood chains. We need to go back in time and stop The King. Get in the McDelorean'.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #444,821
McWalter's body was ready. 'We need to make one stop though' said McWalter. We need to go to the moon. McWalter and Ronald drove the McDelorean on a rocket ship heading to the moon. When they landed on the moon, Walter noticed a tremendous blast radius. Matt was blowed up. 'We need to drive around the moon at 88 miles an hour'. McWalter travelled in time to just before Matt cut the wires. Walter knew what he had to too, he got out the car and shouted 'biggeru cheeseburgeru!'. McWalter had summoned a giant McBurger to protect Matt. Walter walked up to the giant cheeseburger.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 5 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #446,042
Walter ate the burger, thus freeing Matt. 'Matt, we have a situation' proclaimed the McWalter 'the burger king is working to get rid of McDonalds and replace them with burger kings!'. Matt had a look of apathy on his face. 'Poots' he replied. 'And they're getting rid of KFC' McWalter added. 'NO SCREAMED MATT!' Matt shouted. 'Let's get in the car'. They got in the car and started driving back to earth, when they heard a knock on the window. 'You've come to the wrong neighbourhood, yo crazy ass crackers' a voice said.