Topic: What's your perfect night of sex?
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #31,070
Well?
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 29 seconds later[^] [v] #442,524
My perfect night of sex would involve actual sex with an actual woman lol
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #442,525
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #442,526
beckyderp !ldvrhmNKnE joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #442,536
Having my ass fingered.
hamfist !2E1ogQqRO. joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #442,539
snuggling with my dakimakura and fucking a tenga onahole afterwards
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 33 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #442,575
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #442,578
Playing some Mario and luigi
Falco joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #442,589
me and some hot chick smoking weed while doing it lol
Broseph double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #442,591
I want a political opponent of mine to suck my penis whilst I explain to them why their every viewpoint is wrong. Then when I've finished, I'll cum on their face as my final point.
beckyderp !ldvrhmNKnE replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #442,599
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,616
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,617
That, I believe, is the question of the century.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,642
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> My perfect night of sex would involve actual sex with an actual woman lol
> My perfect night of sex would involve actual sex with an actual woman lol
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 27 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,643
fred the bisexual lobster joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,648
sticking frozen shits up my anushole all night long
kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 40 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,649
Giving and receiving foot rubs
Brainwurms replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,656
It would definitely involve me slapping a woman in the face repeatedly whilst telling her what an entitled bitch she is.
Leonidas double-posted this 13 years ago, 44 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,657
I just want a lady to touch my wee wee and tell me what a well behaved little boy I am
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Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,662
any
bizarro stormy replied with this 13 years ago, 4 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,663
sticking grapes down my pants
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,664
Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,666
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
You do realize that I'm not really him, and was making fun of him, right?
You do realize that I'm not really him, and was making fun of him, right?
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,675
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,679
Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 59 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,680
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,681
not having it
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 22 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,683
One time I made a playlist of my favorite songs before I had sex. It was fun keeping up the beat with Rockin Robin and various Backstreet Boys tunes.
Handel joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,685
He's black, he's dominant, he's tall, he's big, he's handsome, he's a ridiculously wealthy oil baron and he marries me (No prenup).
Anonymous I replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,691
squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,706
midgets performing trapeze acrobatics above the bed. a string quartet playing Mozart's "the hunt."
catering by a fancy LA chef flown in for the night. slaves. dozens of them, fanning us and rubbing us with oil and perfume.
genuine Colombian cocaine, straight from the mules ass, just like celebrities do.
a team of sled dogs led by an eskimo to add ambiance. artists painting vast murals upon the walls of our love making.
as many nymphomaniacs as can be acquired lounging around the koi pond, skinny dipping and masturbating each other to orgasm over, and over again.
4-wheelers.
a large screen television playing an alternate, better version of LOST that didn't suck after season 2.
if i can think of anything else i'll add it in another post.
catering by a fancy LA chef flown in for the night. slaves. dozens of them, fanning us and rubbing us with oil and perfume.
genuine Colombian cocaine, straight from the mules ass, just like celebrities do.
a team of sled dogs led by an eskimo to add ambiance. artists painting vast murals upon the walls of our love making.
as many nymphomaniacs as can be acquired lounging around the koi pond, skinny dipping and masturbating each other to orgasm over, and over again.
4-wheelers.
a large screen television playing an alternate, better version of LOST that didn't suck after season 2.
if i can think of anything else i'll add it in another post.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 47 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,721
Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,731
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Toodles
Toodles
!KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 37 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,755
Upside down handstand pressups onto the penis
Anonymous N replied with this 13 years ago, 53 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,756
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,775
Brienne of Tarth holding me down and tickling me.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 13 years ago, 35 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,779
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kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 29 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,788
kook !!32zdfdzi+ double-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,789
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,792
Falco bum.
Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,795
@442,589 (Falco)
> me and some hot chick smoking weed while doing it lol
I'm sad/glad people perceive me as more of a weed connoisseur and less of a fur connoisseur.
> me and some hot chick smoking weed while doing it lol
I'm sad/glad people perceive me as more of a weed connoisseur and less of a fur connoisseur.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,796
Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,798
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,799
Harley !Quinn7Dxrw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,801
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HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,802
A perfect night of sex for me would involve being fucked silly by a horny pack of beautiful shemales.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,839
@442,801 (Harley !Quinn7Dxrw)
Because Krodan surprised me with caramels, massages, kettle popcorn, movies, & 10 games. Comics and drew me a bath with rosepetals and special milk for my skin. he took me out to dinner, hibachi grill with special order sushi..We made love all night long; slow, sensual. His reason? " You deserve it. Youre amazing, the best example of a woman I have ever met. " I love him so much..
Because Krodan surprised me with caramels, massages, kettle popcorn, movies, & 10 games. Comics and drew me a bath with rosepetals and special milk for my skin. he took me out to dinner, hibachi grill with special order sushi..We made love all night long; slow, sensual. His reason? " You deserve it. Youre amazing, the best example of a woman I have ever met. " I love him so much..
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #442,851
kook !!32zdfdzi+ double-posted this 13 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #442,852
Mystery anon who isn't a jew replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #442,869
My perfect night of sex would involve actual sex with an actual woman lol
doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #442,872
My perfect night of sex would involve actual sex with an actual woman lol
Triptych !IupsXZPnnU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #443,004
It doesn't even really matter as long as it involves someone I like alot. Casual sex should involve alcohol though.