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Topic: Top cunningulus tip

The Owl !yshAAUvyds started this discussion 15 years ago #3,104

Get a sugar-free menthol sweety, suck it until it is smooth and insert it into the vagina whilst using your mentholated saliva to lick the clitorus.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later[^] [v] #56,561

No thank you.

The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #56,562

@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)

I'm not actually joking, the menthol gives a tingling feeling, especially when blown upon. This serves to enhance pleasure.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,566

@previous (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)
I feel like it might burn.

The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,568

@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)

Does it burn your mouth?

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,569

I like to connect a car battery to the labia, then cover it in seawater.

The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,570

@previous (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)

lolâ„¢

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,571

use bengay

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,572

@56,568 (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)
No, but still. I'm going to try it tonight, and report back.

The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,574

@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)

It works because the vagina has mucous membranes similar to those affected by menthol in the mouth. Remember to blow upon the clit after soaking it in menthol spit.


ALSO FUCK REMEMBER IT HAS TO BE SUGAR FREE

(Edited 1 minute later.)

hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,575

I heard something similar for blowjobs

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,579

@56,574 (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)
I know, but thanks for the heads up anyway. I don't want a yeast infection.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,599

No. The number one cunnilingus tip is never apply too much pressure to the clit.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,988

Potentially awesome, potentially devastating.

The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #57,072

> I'm going to try it tonight, and report back.

Well?

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #57,078

@previous (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)
My girlfriend started her period, so it was a no go.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #57,083

@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
wimp

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #57,087

@previous (D)
How so? I don't mind having relations with a menstruating woman.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW double-posted this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #57,088

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Do I really? My girlfriend has heavy and painful periods, so she isn't up for anything.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #57,090

@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
Your cycles haven't synchronized?

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #57,092

@previous (D)
No.

The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #57,367

@57,078 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)

Oh.
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