Topic: Gender-specific logic

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #31,023

Women: He's a great guy because he plays guitar.
Men: she'll understand that insult is just a joke.

Help me add more examples, fora.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later[^] [v] #442,257

What?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #442,259

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Oh boy. I'm about to get ass pegged.

Men think certain dumb things. Women think certain dumb things. That's all.

fickoff joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #442,261

Women: Make Love to me
Men: Suck my Cock

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #442,262

@previous (fickoff)
Yes. This is the general idea.

Grumpy Cat aka. Tard joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #442,294

Women: Panties
Men: Boxers

(that one often changes...)

Women: Doing dishes or eating chocolate
Men: Fixing cars or watching football

But seriously, in real life those don't always apply.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #442,299

Minimal garb for women: bikini
Minimal garb for men: sock and possibly rubber band

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #442,301

@442,294 (Grumpy Cat aka. Tard)
I don't think that you understand this thread.

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #442,302

@442,294 (Grumpy Cat aka. Tard)
Logic, not tasks.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 40 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,315

This thread is bad and the male OP should feel bad

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,325

Women: Lets go shopping (curtains, spoons, crockery)
Men: Lets go shopping (Video Games, 60" Plasma 3D FuKoFF TV, 900w Hi-Fi system)

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,326

Man: Stare
Woman: Stare

Rosey & Jim on the Old Rag Dol replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,328

Women: I LOVE YOU (means I love you)
Men: I LOVE YOU (means I want sex)

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,329

Women:
We want you to treat us as equals... BUT,
We want you to take our coat,
We want you to pull the chair out so we just fall into it,
We want you to pay the bill,
We want you to organise something special for valentines day...

Men:
Morning sex, weeeeee.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,350

@442,259 (A)
Oh I had thought that the two jokes were related and didnt understand

Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,354

@442,329 (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
> 2013
> dating awful, manipulative girls and casting all women as awful people

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,356

@previous (H)
It's how all stereotypes work. Take a bad example, start thinking that they're all like that.

@442,350 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
I'll admit, I thought that too at first.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,359

@442,350 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I see. I didn't want to constrain posters with related joke pairs. I see everyone is doing that anyway. I guess it's a guy thing.

@442,329 (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
You're implying feminism presumes female weakness?

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