Topic: A few red flags I've gathered from OKCupid
hamfist !2E1ogQqRO. started this discussion 13 years ago #31,001
-They list Harry Potter or Hunger Games in their favorite books (I probably can't have a deep conversation about literature with them)
-They're majoring in something like engineering or chemistry (this isn't really a turn off but they probably wouldn't mess around with a loser like me so I don't bother)
-They don't like anime (not that much of a turn-off but they'll probably be disgusted by me so again, I don't bother)
-They use emoticons in their profile (this proves they aren't on the same Irony Level as I am, unless they're using the ironically which is okay)
-They mention zombies anywhere in their profile (you'd be surprised how many people do this)
-All of their photos are angle shots
-"Atheism and very serious about it" (ugh)
-They mention hanging out with friends on a typical Friday night (they'll probably think I'm some kind of freak when they find out I have no friends)
-They have children (I'm not judging them for it, I just really hate children)
-They say "vidya" instead of video games (oh my God just fuck off and never return)
That's all I can think of for now, but I'll be sure to update my OKCupid experiences with you, dear fora.
-They're majoring in something like engineering or chemistry (this isn't really a turn off but they probably wouldn't mess around with a loser like me so I don't bother)
-They don't like anime (not that much of a turn-off but they'll probably be disgusted by me so again, I don't bother)
-They use emoticons in their profile (this proves they aren't on the same Irony Level as I am, unless they're using the ironically which is okay)
-They mention zombies anywhere in their profile (you'd be surprised how many people do this)
-All of their photos are angle shots
-"Atheism and very serious about it" (ugh)
-They mention hanging out with friends on a typical Friday night (they'll probably think I'm some kind of freak when they find out I have no friends)
-They have children (I'm not judging them for it, I just really hate children)
-They say "vidya" instead of video games (oh my God just fuck off and never return)
That's all I can think of for now, but I'll be sure to update my OKCupid experiences with you, dear fora.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #441,909
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hamfist !2E1ogQqRO. (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #441,910
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #441,911
- people who do not list "cumbeards" under the typical Friday night section
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #441,915
hamfist
Have you tried Christian Mingles?
Have you tried Christian Mingles?
doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #441,916
k!
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #441,935
> -"Atheism and very serious about it" (ugh)
That would actually be a green flag for me. :')
That would actually be a green flag for me. :')
hamfist !2E1ogQqRO. (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #441,937
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #441,940
Is that you, lover?
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 45 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #441,944
@441,937 (hamfist !2E1ogQqRO.)
Funnily enough, I actually own a fedora (I'm pretty sure its a fedora anyway), but I never wear it. It was an impulse buy in France, see.
Not that I give a shit about the Internet attatching all of these negative stereotypes to it, just don't see any need to wear a hat.
Funnily enough, I actually own a fedora (I'm pretty sure its a fedora anyway), but I never wear it. It was an impulse buy in France, see.
Not that I give a shit about the Internet attatching all of these negative stereotypes to it, just don't see any need to wear a hat.
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Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #441,946
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #441,947
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 25 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #441,948
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #441,949
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 53 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #441,971
Irony is great when you're an overgrown child who wants to avoid addressing their insecurities or exposing their vulnerabilities. Sincerity is scary.:^)
kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #441,974
Post your profile, Hamfist.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #441,976
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)Hahaha, yes!
In hindsight, this was not the best picture to encourage him to do that. Oh well!
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Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #441,980
@OP
Bronies. That is all.
Bronies. That is all.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #441,981
How would you feel about someone saying that they were serious about any religion or saying that they were spiritual?
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 11 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #441,982
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 19 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #441,983
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #441,985
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Humphrey Bogart wore a fedora and he was really cool. I wonder if he would have been a brony if MLP existed in the 1940s-'50s.
Humphrey Bogart wore a fedora and he was really cool. I wonder if he would have been a brony if MLP existed in the 1940s-'50s.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #441,989
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Doubtful. There's a reason why fedoras arent cool anymore. Its because immature people believe that an accessory can help mask their horrible personalities, and so more "uncool" people wear them.
Doubtful. There's a reason why fedoras arent cool anymore. Its because immature people believe that an accessory can help mask their horrible personalities, and so more "uncool" people wear them.
hamfist !2E1ogQqRO. joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 26 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #442,012
@441,981 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
honestly it would be a red flag too. note that red flag doesn't mean i automatically disregard them, it's just something im weary of
honestly it would be a red flag too. note that red flag doesn't mean i automatically disregard them, it's just something im weary of
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@442,158 (Sen !q/sOExraek)
> Sometimes I like to fill a bathtub full of ice and brine and sit in it. It helps calm me down when I'm stressed and mad.
> Sometimes I like to fill a bathtub full of ice and brine and sit in it. It helps calm me down when I'm stressed and mad.