Topic: FAO: DM. Or anyone who wants to earn $20.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #310

I need someone to help me make a resume. Like, a really good one. I've never had a job but I have some volunteer experience.

Let me know in this thread why I should choose you to help me. Thanks. :)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #5,648

I've gotten several jobs that I am way under-qualified for. I'll do it for $10.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,753

Monster.com They have templates for CV's.

sim !SimonKaPg. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,757

Surely DM is up for this task.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,758

@previous (sim !SimonKaPg.)
> $20
For $20, that man would harvest the organs of 40 orphans.

The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,831

I will do it!!! Tell me what job, and email me your experience and education at [email protected] thanks!

'Dirty' Harry !P5qp.A65v2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,832

I'll do it. My own is full of outrageously-reasonable sounding lies that you can use.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,835

Exceptionally motivated self starter looking for positions in porno.

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,842

@5,831 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
Uhhh... OP, you don't intend to send your resume info to someone who gets hacked on a monthly basis, do you?

The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,843

@previous (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
Thanks. I don't need that $20.

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,848

@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
You're welcome.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,851

@previous (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
ily becky

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,852

@5,843 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
Man that is fucked! She just cost you $20!

The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,857

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I know.

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,868

@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
Sending personal info to your email account (if what you say about getting hacked is true) is just fucking stupid.

I'm also not sure why OP wanted you, the guy who bemoans daily how unfair the job market is, to help him sell himself to employers?

(Edited 43 seconds later.)

The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,871

@previous (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
I can write a damn good resume, though. My resume is not the reason I cannot get a job.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,889

@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
LOL

dreamworks !xPoNIEsltA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #6,049

@5,842 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
lol

sim !SimonKaPg. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #6,180

loldrama

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 49 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #6,242

@5,842 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
No, definitely not email.

@5,868 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
Well, at least I trust him. I'd tell him my info over the telephone if he gave me advice about the resume. I believe that he wouldn't do anything malicious with it. That's sort of my main reason for picking him.

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #6,276

@previous (A)
lol, okay.

Good luck OP.

Minichan