Topic: I found a pot of unknown food in the freezer
Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw started this discussion 15 years ago #3,096
watsuggestions please
The Owl !yshAAUvyds joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later[^] [v] #56,392
Open the lid and find out.
Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #56,394
Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,395
At work? Or home?
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,396
We don't know.Have a look and tell us. A taste test.
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,398
How big is it, looks like coffee milk.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,399
Shake it. What does it sound like is inside?
Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,400
@56,395 (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
Home
@56,396 (Leonidas !nBpim1wazU)
It's frozen solid. I'm scared to open it in case it's shit pudding or a pot of eels or something
Home
@56,396 (Leonidas !nBpim1wazU)
It's frozen solid. I'm scared to open it in case it's shit pudding or a pot of eels or something
Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,402
@56,398 (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
About the size of a fist
@56,399 (F)
NOTHING AT ALL. IT'S LIKE A PIT OF FOOD DESPAIR.
About the size of a fist
@56,399 (F)
NOTHING AT ALL. IT'S LIKE A PIT OF FOOD DESPAIR.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,403
cut a small hole and insert your penis
The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,404
@56,400 (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
> I'm scared to open it in case it's shit pudding
But it's frozen solid. This means it has no smell. You can just launch it if it is eel pudding.
> I'm scared to open it in case it's shit pudding
But it's frozen solid. This means it has no smell. You can just launch it if it is eel pudding.
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,405
@56,400 (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
> It's frozen solid.
Which means if it turns out to be nasty it's safe. Open it outside and check it out. Take pics.
> It's frozen solid.
Which means if it turns out to be nasty it's safe. Open it outside and check it out. Take pics.
Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,407
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,408
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,409
Looks reddish. Some kind of pasta, perhaps?
The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,411
Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,414
WHAT THE UNGODLY FUCKKiller Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,416
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,417
Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,418
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,419
The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,421
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,422
Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,423
The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,424
Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,426
The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,428
@previous (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
That's probably because it's 10 years old. You might as well cook it, what's the worst that can happen?
That's probably because it's 10 years old. You might as well cook it, what's the worst that can happen?
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,431
@previous (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)
Violent projectile vomitting. Also possibly going blind then falling down the stairs.
Violent projectile vomitting. Also possibly going blind then falling down the stairs.
Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,432
The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,434
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,444
@56,432 (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
You create a spacetime continuum loophole by cooking that unholy abomination so you actually fall up the stairs.
You create a spacetime continuum loophole by cooking that unholy abomination so you actually fall up the stairs.
The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,446
@previous (F)
Falling up the stairs is a real thing, you know. It's when you're walking up and slip so you fall forwards.
Falling up the stairs is a real thing, you know. It's when you're walking up and slip so you fall forwards.
dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,448
Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,452
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,453
dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,455
@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
but gravity
everywhere
@56,452 (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
pic unrelated
but gravity
everywhere
@56,452 (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
pic unrelated
The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,456
@previous (dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA)
You don't go flying to the top of the stairs. You just fall over.
You don't go flying to the top of the stairs. You just fall over.
Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,459
The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,460
@previous (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
You are walking up the stairs. You slip and lose your balance. You land on your knees or stomach depending on how doofy you are.
You are walking up the stairs. You slip and lose your balance. You land on your knees or stomach depending on how doofy you are.
Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,462
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,464
@56,455 (dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA)
If you are standing on some stairs, facing the top, you can fall forward and end up slightly higher than before
If you are standing on some stairs, facing the top, you can fall forward and end up slightly higher than before
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW double-posted this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,465
dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,469
this thread has opened my eyes