Topic: Mormons came to my door.
The Owl !yshAAUvyds started this discussion 15 years ago #3,095
They asked if I was religious, and I told them I was a chaos cultist. They seemed intrigued. They gave me their business card, and I gave them mine.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #56,410
Lucky. It's been years since Mormons or Jehovas have knocked on my door. I want to do some IRL trolling.
The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,412
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I think they were impressed by my business card. I only had the one left, as well.
I think they were impressed by my business card. I only had the one left, as well.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,413
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,415
The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,420
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
On the front, my name, then a line break, then 'kicks ass and takes names', with my upper body wearing sunglasses and a suit towards the right. On the back, suduko.
On the front, my name, then a line break, then 'kicks ass and takes names', with my upper body wearing sunglasses and a suit towards the right. On the back, suduko.
hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,425
From what I've experienced, Mormons are really cool.
The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,427
@previous (hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb)
They were pretty hot
I would have engaged in a dirty dirty threesome with them.
They were pretty hot
I would have engaged in a dirty dirty threesome with them.
dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,436
Mormons came into your mum
Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,437
RAPE THEM
The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,441
Gil !NArMoRhDhY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #56,485
My coworker had Mormons at his door the other day, and he just kept telling them he was the devil.
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Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #56,488
Mormons make good friends if you can find cool ones. I had a Mormon friend who would go to the bar with us and be the designated driver. He probably had 9001 kids and drives a van now.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #56,492
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
My sister's roommate is college was a Mormon. This girl would not watch any movie above a pg 13 rating, but my sister tricked her into seeing "Kids" by saying that it was unrated.
My sister's roommate is college was a Mormon. This girl would not watch any movie above a pg 13 rating, but my sister tricked her into seeing "Kids" by saying that it was unrated.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #56,499
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #56,505
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I knew a very nice Mormon woman who I worked with. I tried to talk with her about polygamy, and she said that she didn't like thinking about things like that. I then told her that it's all I think about.
I knew a very nice Mormon woman who I worked with. I tried to talk with her about polygamy, and she said that she didn't like thinking about things like that. I then told her that it's all I think about.