Topic: My review of the dictionary (AKA how high is this guy?!)
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI started this discussion 13 years ago #30,886
Actually it was a reply to a
text on a phone I'd
borrowed, asking how I'd get
my phone fixed. Also I spelt
"intelligence"
wrong (like fuckin' mangled it)
, but I'm not correcting it -
it's better this way. Anyways
I'd just gotten high as fuck so
my response included a
review of the dictionary:
I'm going to have it
ressurected by a phone
repairist. But although I'm
not a dictionary, I have a bad
feeling that 'repairist' isn't a
real word. Though as I think
of my phone as sentient and
have named it Sam (last
name 'Sung') the resurrection
analogy fits well. So I'll
change 'repairist' to 'phone
necromancer'. A
phonecromancer. And even
though I may not be a
dictionary, if the word
'phonecromancer' isn't real...
Then there's something
seriously wrong with the
world. It's probably in the
dictionary, I just find it a
boring book. The first chapter
was just a list of words that
start with 'A'. Wasn't funny
by the time I got to chapter
four and it was still telling
the same joke, just switching
letters each chapter and
hoping no-one would notice.
I'm not having my intellince
insulted by a a book that
plagiarizes Sesame Street and
doesn't even include Big
Bird. He would have popped
up in chapter 2. There was a
cat in chapter 3 though
honestly, I only made it to
chapter 4 to see if it broke
the fourth wall by talking
about dictionaries. Which it
totally did. The book's
predictable, narcissistic,
boring, has no plot and
appears to have been written
for the illiterate. Which you'd
think would be a dumb move
on the part of the writers,
but it paid off. Like how
Transformers 2 was written
for people who don't
understand films or
Transformers. I still watched
just to see Ravage in action,
badass robot cat. I meant to
say good morning [REDACTED
TO PROTECT IDENTITY OF
THE CAT WHISPERER]
I'd forgotten that the person
I texted really liked that film.
Also I have been asked why I
reviewed the dictionary as if it
was a novel but Goddamn,
It'd be boring as shit if I didn't.
How the fuck does
one review a dictionary any
other way? Why review it at
all? (I couldn't stop typing on
account of I was so damn
high), anyways I had to say
good afternoon in the end
Oh yeah, and then my own
phone started working even
though I'd repeatedly tried
it... holy shit I'm a
phonecromancer!! Lol I can't
think of a rational explanation
and dammit I've tried!!
text on a phone I'd
borrowed, asking how I'd get
my phone fixed. Also I spelt
"intelligence"
wrong (like fuckin' mangled it)
, but I'm not correcting it -
it's better this way. Anyways
I'd just gotten high as fuck so
my response included a
review of the dictionary:
I'm going to have it
ressurected by a phone
repairist. But although I'm
not a dictionary, I have a bad
feeling that 'repairist' isn't a
real word. Though as I think
of my phone as sentient and
have named it Sam (last
name 'Sung') the resurrection
analogy fits well. So I'll
change 'repairist' to 'phone
necromancer'. A
phonecromancer. And even
though I may not be a
dictionary, if the word
'phonecromancer' isn't real...
Then there's something
seriously wrong with the
world. It's probably in the
dictionary, I just find it a
boring book. The first chapter
was just a list of words that
start with 'A'. Wasn't funny
by the time I got to chapter
four and it was still telling
the same joke, just switching
letters each chapter and
hoping no-one would notice.
I'm not having my intellince
insulted by a a book that
plagiarizes Sesame Street and
doesn't even include Big
Bird. He would have popped
up in chapter 2. There was a
cat in chapter 3 though
honestly, I only made it to
chapter 4 to see if it broke
the fourth wall by talking
about dictionaries. Which it
totally did. The book's
predictable, narcissistic,
boring, has no plot and
appears to have been written
for the illiterate. Which you'd
think would be a dumb move
on the part of the writers,
but it paid off. Like how
Transformers 2 was written
for people who don't
understand films or
Transformers. I still watched
just to see Ravage in action,
badass robot cat. I meant to
say good morning [REDACTED
TO PROTECT IDENTITY OF
THE CAT WHISPERER]
I'd forgotten that the person
I texted really liked that film.
Also I have been asked why I
reviewed the dictionary as if it
was a novel but Goddamn,
It'd be boring as shit if I didn't.
How the fuck does
one review a dictionary any
other way? Why review it at
all? (I couldn't stop typing on
account of I was so damn
high), anyways I had to say
good afternoon in the end
Oh yeah, and then my own
phone started working even
though I'd repeatedly tried
it... holy shit I'm a
phonecromancer!! Lol I can't
think of a rational explanation
and dammit I've tried!!
(Edited 7 minutes later.)
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #440,988
wow, upload file size hasn't been updated since 1994, so I guess my reaction face is this
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IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #440,990
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #440,995
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Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #440,999
@previous (C)
Actually it was a reply to a
text on a phone I'd
borrowed........
........ holy shit I'm a
phonecromancer!! Lol I can't
think of a rational explanation
and dammit I've tried!!
Actually it was a reply to a
text on a phone I'd
borrowed........
........ holy shit I'm a
phonecromancer!! Lol I can't
think of a rational explanation
and dammit I've tried!!
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #441,000
@440,996 (C)
You got some stamina, I dare you Google "Nate the snake", man it's a joke, goes on forever but the ending is worth it. Just make sure you pronounce "Lever" the American way or the joke don't work
You got some stamina, I dare you Google "Nate the snake", man it's a joke, goes on forever but the ending is worth it. Just make sure you pronounce "Lever" the American way or the joke don't work
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #441,005
@440,995 (B)
I couldn't stop typing dude... it's pretty short compared to some PM's I've sent in the past. Here's a haiku version:
Phonecromancer.
Dictionary? Shit book.
Got to chapter four.
I couldn't stop typing dude... it's pretty short compared to some PM's I've sent in the past. Here's a haiku version:
Phonecromancer.
Dictionary? Shit book.
Got to chapter four.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #441,007
Who are all of these random people who have suddenly shown up, anyway?
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #441,008
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #441,019
@441,008 (B)
What? I've never gotten that impression, there just seem to be a few new names around recently
What? I've never gotten that impression, there just seem to be a few new names around recently