Topic: Indy vs. Falco Fanfic (part 2).
Green started this discussion 13 years ago #30,857
'Now Green, it is time to initiate Operation Mountain Jew' Falco said with a wry smile. Green could no longer contain his anticipation. 'But what is Operation Mountain Jew?'. Falco took a small piece of paper from his pocket and unfolded it. 'We have the technology from Mountain Man. In it contains very sophisticated nano-technology. We simply put a nano-bot in every single bottle and can of Mountain Dew. I have recently bought 51% share of Mountain Dew, making us the majority share-holders. When an anybody drinks the Mountain Dew, it will convert them into an atheist. As the majority of the people who drink Mountain Dew are from the South, there will be a great reduction in the amount of Christians. It gets better though, converting an entire population into atheists also means they will become edgy basement dwellers. They will grow a neckbeard and buy a fedora. In the fedoras, we shall plant a mind-control device. I shall usher in a new religion in which I am God!'. Falco said with malicious glee.
Green (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 53 minutes later[^] [v] #440,777
Indy and McWalter were cruising along their electric scooter on the Atlantic highway. 'I want a McFucking Donalds' complained Walter. Matt let out a guffaw. 'Tough poopoo Walter. They're rarer in Cornwall than a Jew is in a German sausage shop. We will stop for some Fish and Fries though'. Just as they were heading to a Fish and Chip shop, they saw a combine harvester dangling in midair. Matt instantly recognized him. 'Shit, that's our man. We need to sav-' he was interrupted by a peculiar noise. Behind him he heard the sound 'quack quack'.
Green (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #440,781
'Hey Jeffro, look at this guy. Retirement home is that way grandpa'. The young man started laffing. 'RE: 10 myle wot. Thee thy or I wont a surfboard uprgade'. The young man laffed even harder. 'I think you're lost gramps'. Syntax reached into his pockets and took out all of his jewgolds, 'now this is wot I wont' Syntax said as he showed them a picture.
Green (OP) quadruple-posted this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,822
Matt put the pedal to the medal as the McDonald Duck chased them down the Atlantic highway. The McDonald duck started throwing hamburger grenades at Matt and McWalter. 'We'll never stop it' said Matt. He drove up a winding road hoping to lose it. 'Walter, you must summon Ronald McDonald'. Walter had a solemn look on his face. 'I'm not a high enough level'. Walter tried to summon Ronald, but he was only powerful enough to summon one of Ronald's shoes. The McDonald Duck was closing in, flapping his wings. 'Walter! Think of him as Obama!'. Rage and seething hatred grew inside the McWalter. 'BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH, I'M LOVING IT!' bellowed the McWalter. A McRainbow appeared and Ronald McDonalds jumped on McDonald Duck's head, causing him to have a concussion and giving Matt and McWalter time to escape. McWalter needed to rest now. That summon spell had drained all 90 of his MP.
When the McDonald Duck stood up, he was steaming. 'I Uncle McDolan now. i raep u Walter'.
When the McDonald Duck stood up, he was steaming. 'I Uncle McDolan now. i raep u Walter'.
(Edited 39 seconds later.)
Green (OP) quintuple-posted this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,823
Matt parked his scooter next to the crane and posited a way to save Killer Lettuce. He took out his MacBook Pro from his Saddleback bag (genuine leather) and took control of one of Def's satellites. He got the crane to release Killer Lettuce's combine harvester. 'How can I ever repay ye?'.
'We need your magic tractor' replied Matt.
'Aye, tis a fair deal' Killer Lettuce gave them the keys 'tis parked at the fish mongers. The tra'or runs on My Little Pony dvds'. Matt and McWalter took the keys and headed off.
Killer Lettuce turned to the Tesco twats. 'YE BLEDDY GIZ NOBBERS GONNA FEEL MY TATER WRATH!' he shouted. He got out his sack and withdrew exploding potatoes and carrots which killed him and the Tesco twats in a wrath of potato. A Tesco was never to be built in Cornwall ever again.
'We need your magic tractor' replied Matt.
'Aye, tis a fair deal' Killer Lettuce gave them the keys 'tis parked at the fish mongers. The tra'or runs on My Little Pony dvds'. Matt and McWalter took the keys and headed off.
Killer Lettuce turned to the Tesco twats. 'YE BLEDDY GIZ NOBBERS GONNA FEEL MY TATER WRATH!' he shouted. He got out his sack and withdrew exploding potatoes and carrots which killed him and the Tesco twats in a wrath of potato. A Tesco was never to be built in Cornwall ever again.
Green (OP) sextuple-posted this 13 years ago, 18 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #441,020
'Green, I have a surprise for you' Falco said as he led Green to splash mountain. 'I've replaced the water with Tesco Value cider'. Green was agog with awe. 'It's to celebrate our plan coming into fruition. I have also got more of my plan to reveal. I'll tell you on the California Screamin coaster. For now, enjoy the surprise'. Green dove head first into the Tesco value cider.
Green (OP) septuple-posted this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #441,024
Up in the spaceship SS Heaven, Jesus was browsing 4chan. He was reading various threads of a new religion called Falcoholism. Neckbeards were revering Falco as their new God. Jesus was pissed. He knew he had to stop this. 'Dad, I'm going down to earth again'. Jesus picked up his alien technology and headed for the teleportation pad. He pressed the button and beamed down.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) octuple-posted this 13 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,263
'Now Green', Falco said as they boarded the Californian Screamin coaster, 'I will reveal part of my next plan'. Green was woozy from the cider but he could still think straight. Falco gave him a stern look, 'you've been nothing but a thorn in my proverbial rose's side'. The roller coaster ascended. 'While I was sifting through the cryogenic technology underneath Disneyland, I found some cloning technology. I plan to clone you and make you my Bella. I've had enough of being on the bottom, I want to be on top this time. I have no use for you anymore'. Falco undid Green's harness and let him fall to his death.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,274
doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,276
nooooooooooooooooooooo
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,282
Kimmo had finished his ultimate botnet. He had hacked into Def's 10 mile satellites in the sky. Kimmo laid back in satisfaction. Those psychotic fucktards would all pay. He laid back and smiled.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,285
Fucking hell this thing is heating up. Matt and McWalter are so outmatched right now.
!KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,286
@441,263 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
California screamin sets off really fast. you should have made it so Falco said that during the countdown
California screamin sets off really fast. you should have made it so Falco said that during the countdown
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,288
I'm just wondering how Jesus is going to factor in. Sure he has alien tech, but at this point I think that Falco is powerful enough to pose a legitimate challenge to him.
(Edited 14 seconds later.)
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 53 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,290
'Time to cross the sea sea sea, Walter', Matt threw his magic tractor off the cliff. But using the power of love, it floated on the water. But Falco's agents were after Matt and the McWalter entity. Falco had a vision that Matt and McWalter were the only people to stop him. 'Walter, we're being tailed!' shouted Matt'. McWalter summoned his shit demon on the obsessed stalkers. But it wasn't enough. The pursuers were too numerous. McWalter turned to Matt with a dignified look. 'Go ahead'. McWalter jumped into the sea, creating a tsunami that halted the obsessive stalkers. A tear crossed McWalter's eyes. He knew not what would happen to him, but if Matt could get to Disneyland, the world would stand a chance. The McWalter drifted off into the ocean.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,295
'Bow down to your new God and Goddess' Falco shouted into the microphone on the podium on which if was standing. Bella cheered him on, this broadcast was being viewed by over 5 billion people. Falco had not only planted the nano-technology into Mountain Dew, but Pepsi and Coca Cola. Most of the world now considered Falco a God. 'Bella and I now control the world. But first, we must get rid of the Jews, they are in the way' Falco said as he pushed a button.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,365
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,370
@previous (squeegee)
Yeah, I think that Falco murdering and replacing his closest friend, Green, with a subservient clone really shows us just how far he's fallen. Obviously the mind control and wanting to be a god thing shows that he has an intense need for control, but this is far even for him.
I'm thinking that Syntax is going to be the wildcard here. Obviously he wants Matt dead, but he cannot let Falco kill the Jews as Syntax has hoardes of jewgold, so he might just ally with Matt on a temporary basis.
Yeah, I think that Falco murdering and replacing his closest friend, Green, with a subservient clone really shows us just how far he's fallen. Obviously the mind control and wanting to be a god thing shows that he has an intense need for control, but this is far even for him.
I'm thinking that Syntax is going to be the wildcard here. Obviously he wants Matt dead, but he cannot let Falco kill the Jews as Syntax has hoardes of jewgold, so he might just ally with Matt on a temporary basis.
squeegee replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,371
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Ah, see, I was thinking jesus was going to toss green a quick resurrection and bless him for the Divine Twattering. I think green is going biblical on his ass.
Ah, see, I was thinking jesus was going to toss green a quick resurrection and bless him for the Divine Twattering. I think green is going biblical on his ass.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,396
McWalter was being tossed around by waves and currents. They finally ceased and washed him on a shore. McWalter started walking to civilization. He was hungry. It had been at least 2 hours since he had had something to eat. He walked 17 metres and then ran out of breath. He collapsed at a sign. It was McWalter's worst nightmare. The sign said 'Welcome To Africa'.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,401
'RE RE 10 myle hoverboard!' shouted Syntax on his hoverboard. He was surfing the skies with the moves like Jagger. He decided to surf the skies in Disneyland, when he saw someone falling from a roller coaster. 'Eye must help' said Syntax. He went full steam ahead on his hoverboard and caught the falling person. 'Thank you' said Green. 'Wot wot wot r u doin?'. Green was bamboozled by the old man's tomfoolery. 'Falco chucked me off of the roller coaster. He has gone mad with power. We must stop him!'
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,402
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,426
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,455
Matt made it to the shores of New York City. But Falco's hipsters and mascots were chasing him. Matt was tired and going insane from the constant MLP dvd playing. He parked the tractor and got out his Saddleback bag (genuine leather) and swung it at the hipsters. The hipsters couldn't take this level of manliness as Matt broke their shitty over-sized glasses. He than began drinking wine. However, the hipsters were relentless. They started playing Taylor Swift music. It shattered one of Matt's wine bottles. That was it. They had crossed the line. He was going Indy on them...
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,457
Falco laughed as he pushed the button. 'This button' he said with fox-like cunning, 'is rigged to bombs underneath the Federal Reserve Bank of New York. It will explode, causing Jew golds to go everywhere and attract the Jews. Once all the Jews in the world are in New York, I shall drop a giant dome on it, trapping the Jews under it. I shall do the same with Israel. Zieg heil!' shouted Falco. Bella slapped his bum as he knew victory was assured.
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 13 years ago, 33 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,463
'Shit. I'm in the desert again' said Jesus as he wandered about. He got out his cellphone and pondered phoning his Father to get Him to beam Him up, but He didn't want to bother Himself. So He walked on. He saw a kid of the chubby persuasion being prodded with sticks by Africans. Being Jesus he had to help. He scared the Africans away with the holes in his hands and he helped the chubby kid up. 'Who are you my child?'. The McWalter stood up. 'I'm McWalter and this place has no McFucking Donalds'. Jesus looked at McWalter. 'You look hungry my child' Jesus turned some rocks into bread. 'Eat up'. Walter was aghast. 'Make me some McFucking Cheeseburgers' he said.
Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 13 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,475
Syntax dropped Green off in New York, as Syntax was obsessed with Matt. He saw Matt going Indy. 'Thee thy or eye, 10 myle mad'. He shouted to Matt as he and Green got off his hoverboard. Matt was in no mood. Matt was in full Indy mode and started to do the salsa. 'Can't beat my moves old man!'. Syntax smiled. 'U r havin a laff' he said as he started to do the Saturday night fever dance and finished off with a moonwalk. This was going to be a tough dance off, Matt thought as he started to do the robot, but his dance was short as a large explosion rocked New York.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,476
> Syntax dropped Green off in New York, as Syntax was obsessed with Matt.
I thought it was the other way around.
I thought it was the other way around.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,478
Jesus had given in. He finally phoned home and got his Father to drop him and McWalter off at a McDonalds in California. Unfortunately, He transported to New York. McWalter didn't care, as all he wanted was a McDonalds. McWalter was a bit shocked to see a giant dome over New York, but he just wanted a McDonalds. He walked with Jesus to the nearest McDonalds. But in the distance, he saw someone he sorely missed. It was his McLover, Matt. 'Walter!' shouted Matt in glee. Our heroes were united again at last. Matt pulled out a Big Mac from his bag. 'There's a giant hole in the ground. We could use it to get all the way underneath Disneyland, and strike from below' enthused Green. Matt revved up the tractor and our heroes boarded it. Behind them, Falco's army and Syntax. Jesus shouted 'lets get out of here. The Jews are coming!' and our heroes sped off into the underground hole.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,479
Falco put on a strap-on dildo and shat all over Bella. 'We have won!' he shouted, using his penis and dildo as a helicopter. 'Nothing can stop us now'. Falco got out a gun and shot Bella. He had no use for her anymore. He turned to his legion of hipsters. 'It's time you knew my true form' he said as he turned his perception filter off. 'It's time for the final phase' he said with a reptilian grin.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,481
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,486
Underground in the tractor, our heroes were still being chased by hipsters and neckbeards and Syntax. 'It's no use' said Matt. We need the power of 10 myle satellites'. Jesus spoke up. 'I'll help. Give me the Big Mac, Walter'. McWalter looked like he wanted to crucify Jesus. Jesus used his divine powers to infuse the Big Mac with Matt's Macbook Pro, making the Holy Big Macbook Pro. Matt set the magic tractor on cruise control and took control of the 10 myle satellites. Blasting the hipsters. 'I know what will stop them' said Matt as he took out a microphone. 'You must do the McWalter rap, Walter'. McWalter started dropping them beats.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,487
McDonalds is where it's at.
Please can I get a Big Mac.
I ain't gonna tell lies,
I'm going to order extra large fries.
And don't forget the McNuggets.
And a large diet coke; I'll chug it.
Then I'll chill with my man Ronald.
Man, I really love McDonalds.
Triple cheesburger I'm shoving it.
Bah bah bah bah bah, I'm lovin' it.
Please can I get a Big Mac.
I ain't gonna tell lies,
I'm going to order extra large fries.
And don't forget the McNuggets.
And a large diet coke; I'll chug it.
Then I'll chill with my man Ronald.
Man, I really love McDonalds.
Triple cheesburger I'm shoving it.
Bah bah bah bah bah, I'm lovin' it.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,491
Matt used the satellites to transmit Walter's rap into the hipsters brains, thus stopping them and making Lynne crash his hoverboard.
They made it all the way to underneath Disneyland. Green used his Disneyland pass to open the secret passage. When they got in, our heroes were speechless. In front of them was a highly sophisticated science laboratory. In the distance was advanced technological gizmos. Our heroes noticed some cryogenic chambers as well. One with Walt Disney, another with Hitler, but the final cryogenic chamber brought Green to his knees in bewilderment. In the chamber was Falco...
They made it all the way to underneath Disneyland. Green used his Disneyland pass to open the secret passage. When they got in, our heroes were speechless. In front of them was a highly sophisticated science laboratory. In the distance was advanced technological gizmos. Our heroes noticed some cryogenic chambers as well. One with Walt Disney, another with Hitler, but the final cryogenic chamber brought Green to his knees in bewilderment. In the chamber was Falco...
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,496
Green let Falco out of the cryogenic chamber. 'What were you doing in there?' inquired Green. 'Lol. I was smoking some weed when I got the munchies. I was so high that I must have thought this cryogenic chamber was a fridge and froze myself lol'. Green looked at Falco's watch. It was frozen on 2 weeks ago. 'You're the real Falco!' screamed Green, relieved. 'So you don't want to take over the world?' Falco shat his pants. 'Lolno. I only want to smoke weed everyday'. A moldy cheeseburger fell out of Falco's pocket and McWalter picked it up as a snack for later. Falco shat his pants again. 'Pooped my pant. Hasn't yours?'. Green prepared his anus. 'Poopy pants time'. Falco used his frozen turd as a dildo.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,497
'Time to save the world' said Falco as they exited the laboratory. 'Not so fast' a voice said as they were at the door. It was the fake Falco. 'Nobody will stop me. You're too late'. Falco shat all over Jesus. 'No fake me. You're too late. Who are you and what's your deal?'. The fake Falco smiled. 'Remember in the first Falco fanfic, when you defeated the wild Becku?' Falco nodded in nostalgic remembrance. 'Well it's me. The wild Becku'...
Anonymous A (OP) sextuple-posted this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,498
'Yes. I am going to have my revenge. I cloned the human as an experiment to see if the cloning machine will work. It does and now my final phase of the plan is near. I will use the machine to clone the reptilians and we shall once again inherit the earth'. Indy shuddered. 'Save us Jesus' but his plea fell short. Jesus had died of a marijuana overdose. McWalter had had enough of Matt's constant torment. 'I'll join you' said McWalter 'just don't get rid of McDonalds'.
doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,506
oh em gee i was wondering why there was so little poop involved!@!
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,507
So many twists! I'm on the edge of my fucking seat!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,515
McWalter took the moldy burger out of his pocket and winked at Matt. 'RUN!' Matt shouted to Falco and Green as they headed for the tractor. They drove out fast. McWalter turned to the wild Becku and ate the burger. Something was happening inside McWalter's stomach. He was about to blow up. 'BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! I'M LOVING IT!' he shouted for the last time. He then exploded into McDiarrhea. The shockwave blew up the entire laboratory, destroying the cloning equipment. 'NO!' shouted Becku as she became trapped under McDiarrhea. 'It's time to blow up the moon!' she said as she pulled out a remote and pushed a button.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,517
Matt rushed for the exit as he was being chased down the tunnel by a tsunami of McDiarrhea. 'Thee thy or I RE: RE: RE: final showdown' said a voice echoing down the tunnel. It was Syntax, surfing the McDiarrhea tsunami. Begin syntax was an army of hipsters. 'Lol' said Falco. 'Fire up the shit cannon'. Falco ate a ton of cheese and became very constipated. Green aimed Falco's anus at the hipsters and fired away. Turd missiles hit the hipsters. Syntax was far more limber and dodged every turd. 'We're at the exit' Matt said. They drove through New York, the shit tsunami and Syntax following them. 'We need to destroy the dome!' Falco said. Matt had a dignified look on his face 'it's time for the triple poopy pant special'.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,520
Doctor Autistic
The Syntax started shooting
missiles at Falco, which our dashing
hero avoided. "Eat my fuckfurs!" he
shouted at the Syntax. He
managed to reach Matt's anus just in time,
and the helicopter flew away.
"Ah!" ,said Matt, as FALCO
entered the rectum,
"justin time." Falco shat on Matt
and they had the obligatory sex.
"What's the haps woo?". Moo
turned on a view. "Doctor
Autistic has building a lazer on the
moon. Once completed, he plans to
fire it at the earth; turning everyone
into a Sonichu"...
The Syntax started shooting
missiles at Falco, which our dashing
hero avoided. "Eat my fuckfurs!" he
shouted at the Syntax. He
managed to reach Matt's anus just in time,
and the helicopter flew away.
"Ah!" ,said Matt, as FALCO
entered the rectum,
"justin time." Falco shat on Matt
and they had the obligatory sex.
"What's the haps woo?". Moo
turned on a view. "Doctor
Autistic has building a lazer on the
moon. Once completed, he plans to
fire it at the earth; turning everyone
into a Sonichu"...
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,521
With the ceremony complete, they were ready for triple poopy pant special. 'Pooped my pant hasn't yours' said Falco. 'Poopied my pantaloon, hast thy?' replied Green. 'I'm going Indy on these turds' shouted Matt. They let out a barrage of turds at the dome and shattering it. They were free, and they had freed the Jews.
BREAKING NEWS REPORT
There is a bomb on the moon and it's about to blow up.
'We need to stop it' said Matt as our heroes got on the magic tractor and flew to the moon. Syntax was still following them.
BREAKING NEWS REPORT
There is a bomb on the moon and it's about to blow up.
'We need to stop it' said Matt as our heroes got on the magic tractor and flew to the moon. Syntax was still following them.
Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,522
Our heroes got to the bomb. 'Wat do?' asked Falco. Matt had a sombre face. 'We can disable it. But somebody needs to stay behind and cut the wire. The bomb will go off, but the blast won't do significant damage'. Matt took a ring out of his pocket. 'I was going to ask McWalter to marry me' he said with a voice full of woe and a tear falling down his face 'now it's too late. I volunteer to stay behind' said Matt.
Anonymous A (OP) sextuple-posted this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,525
Matt gave Falco his Big Mac Book Pro. Falco and Green got on the tractor and flew back to earth.
'Thee thy or i r surrounded Miller. My 10 myle satellites shal destroy you'. Matt took out a pair of scissors and took the wire attached to the bomb. He looked Syntax in the eye and said 'It looks like Indy wins again'. He cut the wire blowing him and Syntax up and saving the earth.
'Thee thy or i r surrounded Miller. My 10 myle satellites shal destroy you'. Matt took out a pair of scissors and took the wire attached to the bomb. He looked Syntax in the eye and said 'It looks like Indy wins again'. He cut the wire blowing him and Syntax up and saving the earth.
doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,530
jesus fuck
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,531
When they got back to earth, Falco and Green rejoiced. They had stopped the bomb from blowing up the moon, and stopped the reptilian invasion. 'But how do we stop the Mountain Jew fedora?' questioned Falco. 'Tesco value cider short-circuits the nano-bots with its piss like taste. But lets not worry about that now'. Green took a ring out of his pocket and got down on one knee. 'Falco, will you marry me?'
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,532
'No no' said Falco.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,534
'That's a double negative, so I really mean yes!' Green wept with ecstatic joy. He placed the cock ring on Falco's penis.
They both prepared for the big day. They held the wedding ceremony at Disneyland, with Falco's disgusting desk being the alter. Dreamworks was there and a Mickey Mouse mascot as the 2 witnesses. They went through the vows, and the traditional speeches.
'Now' said the priest 'does anyone here know of any reason why these 2 should not be married?'
'I DO!' shouted a voice in the distance. It was Becku. She took out a gun and shot Green.
They both prepared for the big day. They held the wedding ceremony at Disneyland, with Falco's disgusting desk being the alter. Dreamworks was there and a Mickey Mouse mascot as the 2 witnesses. They went through the vows, and the traditional speeches.
'Now' said the priest 'does anyone here know of any reason why these 2 should not be married?'
'I DO!' shouted a voice in the distance. It was Becku. She took out a gun and shot Green.
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 13 years ago, 31 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,537
Dreamworks restrained Becku and put her in his aquarium. Falco checked Green's pulse. He was dead. Falco shat everywhere. He had a thought, maybe he could rebuild the cloning technology? No. He needed the real thing. He couldn't picture his life without Green. His heart filled with overwhelming sorrow, he got into his car, drove to a cliff and drove off.
The End
The End
squeegee replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,545
Hmm. Maybe I'm a villain in the sequal or something.