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Topic: You know why it's called the Xbox One?

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY started this discussion 13 years ago #30,852

Because you look at it once and walk away.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 hours later[^] [v] #440,763

at least that one makes sense

if you turn 360 degrees you're still facing the console you fucking idiots

Green joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 41 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,766

But why is the 2DS called the 2DS?

Green double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,768

@440,763 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Not if you Moonwalk away.

doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,770

@440,766 (Green)
because it is 2d! but then so are most consoles and handhelds!

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,773

@440,768 (Green)
The average person is simply not going to have the power level to do that.

doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,776

@440,763 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
yeah and then you walk away, you can easily step over an xbox you mora

squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 25 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,778

Oh. I figured it name was based on sales expectations.

Green replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,779

@440,773 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
You can also walk 360 degrees around it.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,795

@440,776 (doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ)
why would you step away from something by going over it you moræ

i will fight to the death about this

@previous (Green)
but then you're still where you started

doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,797

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
why not some people prefer going forwards because of their positive outlooks on life.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 53 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,798

@previous (doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ)
but if you've come to a console you perceive as horrible surely one is inclined to get away from it hence turning back

doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,800

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
no because then you would go back to even worse consoles you have to walk forward to make it in live

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 20 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,801

The Xbox is made to be driven over with a car. Not only is it a fucking console, it's the shittiest console.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 30 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,806

@440,800 (doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ)
why would there be worse consoles behind you

nobody said this walk was taking place in a straight path with every console lined up in order of that person's opinion of their quality

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,810

@440,801 (F)
You'd at least need a Jeep, bud. Cars don't have that sort of ground clearance.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 29 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,820

@previous (G)

doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 13 years ago, 46 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,825

@440,806 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
its called symbolism

learn to art
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