Topic: What would you do if you switched bodies with a random woman?
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #30,839
The body was too short.
Triptych !IupsXZPnnU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #440,636
I'd probably cry. Having a girly body is awful, and chances are their's is probably girlier than mine.
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #440,637
Touch myself.
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 44 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #440,638
doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 46 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #440,641
Masturbate
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #440,642
Go home, keep painting.
I don't have time for that shit.
I don't have time for that shit.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,648
Visit victoria secret. Really slut myself up. Then go to a gay bar and let nature take its course.
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,660
@440,637 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
@440,638 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
@440,641 (doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ)
Great minds, and yeah totally this - or get laid
@440,638 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
@440,641 (doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ)
Great minds, and yeah totally this - or get laid
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 53 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,661
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,663
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
You wouldn't wanna be a hetero chick for a day to see what it's like?
You wouldn't wanna be a hetero chick for a day to see what it's like?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,664
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,665
It would be weird having to pee sitting down, also I'd try masturbating and using a dildo.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,670
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,671
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 31 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,673
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,674
@440,665 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
You should pee sitting down ESPECIALLY if you're male. I can't remember why, think it helps prevent prostate cancer or something.
You should pee sitting down ESPECIALLY if you're male. I can't remember why, think it helps prevent prostate cancer or something.
squeegee replied with this 13 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,682
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,693
@440,674 (IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI)
I doubt it, urination has nothing to do with the prostate.
I doubt it, urination has nothing to do with the prostate.
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI replied with this 13 years ago, 44 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,709
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI double-posted this 13 years ago, 55 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,710
Sen !q/sOExraek joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,732
I'd probably rob a bank, put plastic wrap under the toilet seats in multiple government buildings, try to open up parking meters in highly visible areas, and stick it to the fuzz. Hopefully the body-swapping would not be permanent.
Green joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,741
Commit crimes, get sent to female prison.
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,742
Green replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,743
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI replied with this 13 years ago, 22 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,745
@previous (Green)
I'd go bi - forgot to list it, as... I dunno TBH but hey, best of both worlds, man!
I'd go bi - forgot to list it, as... I dunno TBH but hey, best of both worlds, man!
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,757
I would take a massive dump, then eat it all.
squeegee replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,760
doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,771
i would also find the person i swapped with and then have sex with me and it would be glorious
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI replied with this 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #440,867
kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #440,869
Looking at the odds of the population of my area, I'd go home to my family and try to explain why I was suddenly Cuban.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 22 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #441,072
If I were hot, I'd use my attractiveness to secure favors from a harem of friend-zoned beta males.
If I were ugly, I would give head to the first guy who paid attention to me. When he comes back for more I'd give him anal, and when he comes back for still more I'd demand he stop seeing other girls if he wants to continue hooking up.
So I guess I'd be no different from any other woman.
If I were ugly, I would give head to the first guy who paid attention to me. When he comes back for more I'd give him anal, and when he comes back for still more I'd demand he stop seeing other girls if he wants to continue hooking up.
So I guess I'd be no different from any other woman.