Topic: How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 13 years ago #30,818

It depends if they've finished fixing the oven.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #440,504

Jews don't fix things, that's beneath them. That's what the goyim are for.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 50 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #440,505

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Meta... Are you an anti-semite???

Fake anon, one of our most treasured posters, is a Jew, you know!

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #440,509

I fucking hate Jews.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #440,514

All of you are so rude.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #440,515

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Except me. Obviously.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 52 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #440,517

@previous (C)
No I am apparently only "one of" the best, according to you. I've never been so insulted in my whole life.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #440,518

@440,514 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Jesus pwned you. Just admit it.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #440,519

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
No the Jews won obviously. He may have more followers but Jews control the most powerful political, media, and banking institutions.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 17 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #440,520

@440,509 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
@440,515 (C)
@440,514 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm sorry,green taught me the parallel universe radio static. Fuck the traitor microwave! I am pink Franzia.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 2 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #440,521

@440,517 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
But there's people like Matt and Walter here. You have to admit, there's no clear "best" person.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 52 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #440,522

@previous (C)
Jews are naturally superior. This isnt hard to figure out.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #440,523

@440,520 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Oh my god... Meta has descended into Greenism. Expect anus pictures within the hour.

Anonymous C double-posted this 13 years ago, 50 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #440,524

@440,522 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Matt and Walter are Jewish too. They're just discreet about it.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #440,525

@previous (C)
I have jewdar and neither one is a Jew. I can tell. Thanks.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 56 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #440,527

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
wow okay wow you stopped being funny about five posts ago

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #440,528

@previous (C)
Joke's on you. I never even started.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #440,529

@440,525 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Fake Anon I have drank the Jew elixir of Manischewitz. Can I be the chosen people too?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #440,530

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
You are going to need to become a lawyer, banker, judge or politician and be bar mitzvahed first.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #440,533

@440,528 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Self-deprecation, eh? How very Jewish of you.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #440,537

@440,519 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Haha. Fucking lies. Go chase more money with your big nose because the constellations more fuck to pyramids is pointing aliens is what the more for no matter

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 48 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #440,538

@440,533 (C)
Antisemite
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
U 'avin a giggle m8?

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #440,558

@440,530 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I am circumcision

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #440,560

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Mazel tov. Still not good enough.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,591

I only hate Jews while drunk.

doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,609

@440,530 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
what about stand-up comedian??

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #440,639

@440,591 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Why don't you hate them all the time?

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