jump !VIfloDyEYo started this discussion 15 years ago#3,081
No idea why. He had a bench warrant out in a county outside Philly so the philly police arrested him and he got taken to the county (where he lives). No one has heard from him so we have no idea what is going on.
Now I get to spend a few hundred dollars getting my mom's car out of impound (well, my car. Registration is in my name).
Oh life, you sure give me plenty of opportunities to make lemonade.
> When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into someone's eyes and laugh. Just sit there and laugh.
Is that one of Jack Handy's deep thoughts? If not it certainly has the feel of one.
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#56,090
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
No sir, no sir. Just sort of sprang to mind, ya know? You could make lemonade, but what if you just don't have the ingredients for it? You can either wait until you have access to them, or receive instant gratification in the form of temporarily blinding someone and watching them flail around like Velma looking for her glasses. Haha, oh Velma. She wasn't fooling anyone. Everyone knew she was a vacuum cleaner. OM NOM NOM NOM, CARPET.
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Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#56,091
@previous (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M) > [i]could[i]
(smork)
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#56,092
@previous (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
No, Choobs. You am not even the Jesus. Get out of my house.
dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#56,541
@56,058 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M) @56,064 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ) @56,090 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
lol
Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#56,577
> Why does it always taste like piss though?
Because someone is obviously pissing on your lemons.