Topic: You know how guys will say "you wouldn't do so-and-so gay act for $1,000,000" in a bar?
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #308
Admit it. If somebody slapped down $5,000 in cash and told you to lick their taint for the money, you would.
Money talks, and it's real fucking loud.
Money talks, and it's real fucking loud.
kimmo alm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #5,649
i once ate some glue on a dare.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #5,652
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Would you do it for $500?
Would you do it for $500?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #5,653
"taint"?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #5,656
@previous (D)
It's the bit of skin directly behind the testicles and directly in front of the asshole.
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How about $50?
It's the bit of skin directly behind the testicles and directly in front of the asshole.
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How about $50?
Homestar !RUNNERV7vk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #5,658
I would do almost anything legal for $5k :P
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #5,662
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Okay, so you are willing on licking my taint for an amount of money between $50 and $500.
How about $100?
Okay, so you are willing on licking my taint for an amount of money between $50 and $500.
How about $100?
jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #5,671
A few seconds of discomfort for 5k, maybe. Taint is pretty gross, but i could really use that 5k.
œ„----- !ZSNgHQb5Ig joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,808
I would swallow for $1,000,000
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,811
I would literally do anything for a million.
Ash Ketchup !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,813
@5,656 (A)
> It's the bit of skin directly behind the testicles and directly in front of the asshole.
You mean the gouche?
> It's the bit of skin directly behind the testicles and directly in front of the asshole.
You mean the gouche?
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,819
'Dirty' Harry !P5qp.A65v2 replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,822
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,824
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,826
I would eat a human corpse for a million. I would eat shit, have sex with a whale, a squid, shit, anything.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,828
@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
> I would eat a human corpse for a million.
What if you had a twin brother and you had to eat his corpse. It would be like you were eating yourself.
> I would eat a human corpse for a million.
What if you had a twin brother and you had to eat his corpse. It would be like you were eating yourself.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,830
Homestar !RUNNERV7vk replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,849
totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,867
'Dirty' Harry !P5qp.A65v2 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,876
totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,880
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,885
I would chew and swallow a taint for a million.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,894
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,900
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,901
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,902
totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,903
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,904
@5,902 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
Okay, so you're beginning to hesitate at $500.
Would you be willing on going as low as, say, $200?
Okay, so you're beginning to hesitate at $500.
Would you be willing on going as low as, say, $200?
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,916
psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,919
The only things I wouldn't do for $1,000,000 is bug catching or self-mutilation.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,934
@5,916 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
It is? What about $100?
Keep in mind that you are getting cold, hard cash, and you only have to lick my taint in a bar in public.
It is? What about $100?
Keep in mind that you are getting cold, hard cash, and you only have to lick my taint in a bar in public.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #6,110
Mindwurms !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #6,152
Favorite conversation:
"Everyone has their price. You'd sleep with Bill Gates for $1 million dollars, right?"
"Well, sure."
"Would you sleep with him for $100 thousand dollars?"
"I guess."
"And you'd fuck a guy for $10?"
"What? No!"
"Well, we've already established that you'll fuck a guy for money. Now we're just arguing over the price."
Or something like that.
"Everyone has their price. You'd sleep with Bill Gates for $1 million dollars, right?"
"Well, sure."
"Would you sleep with him for $100 thousand dollars?"
"I guess."
"And you'd fuck a guy for $10?"
"What? No!"
"Well, we've already established that you'll fuck a guy for money. Now we're just arguing over the price."
Or something like that.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #6,266
@6,110 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
So you admit that you would accept $200 to practically perform anilingus on a homosexual in public?
So you admit that you would accept $200 to practically perform anilingus on a homosexual in public?
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #6,289
Depends on how clean the guy is...
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 years later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #441,087
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #441,089
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #441,105
But would you do it...for a Klondike™ bar?
Anonymous P replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #441,106
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #441,140
Shit. That's enough money for me to get myself a nice 2003+ Town Car. I'd fucking do it.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #441,224
@5,919 (psychopath !PSYCHOhc32)
> The only things I wouldn't do for $1,000,000 is bug catching or self-mutilation.
Would you risk catching AIDS for $1,000,000?
> The only things I wouldn't do for $1,000,000 is bug catching or self-mutilation.
Would you risk catching AIDS for $1,000,000?
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Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #441,225
Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #441,233
> 2.6 years.
Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #441,306
not really