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Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago#30,752
Matt was sitting in a bar in Kunming, China. It was his last night there, as his visa had expired. He was to spend one last night under his most beloved possession in the world; his single bare bulb which illuminated his bathroom that he was renting. He was to stowaway on a boat in the morning. Suddenly, a newsflash appeared on the tv screen in the bar...
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later[^][v]#440,137
CNN: Newsflash! A giant Mickey Mouse robot is terrorising America! Who is behind this nefarious automaton? We have yet to find out!
Matt's heart filled with justice! He knew he had to stop this evil! He went back to his bathroom, unscrewed the bulb and hid on a boat heading for America.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 40 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^][v]#440,140
Matt arrived at a beach in California. He knew only one person could help him. He entered the nearest McDonalds, stood outside next to the Ronald statue and uttered the secret summon chant; 'What is the point of living in Michigan?'.
Out of thin air, the McWalter entity appeared.
'McWalter, I need your help to stop a terrible evil!'
McWalter licked his lips 'I ate a Mcbaby!' he bellowed.
Matt wasn't surprised. But what did surprise Matt was the fact McWalter had lost weight. He was 371lbs the last time Matt had saw him. Now he looked 370.
A large crash startled Matt. In the distance was the Mickey Mouse robot. He heard screams. McWalter and he needed to flee. He turned to McWalter, but he was nowhere to be seen...
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#440,145
Hahaha, fuck this is hilarious. Please, do continue once you're ready.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#440,151
Meanwhile. In The Sleeping Beauty Castle.
2 maniacal men were laughing maniacally. 'The evil plan is almost complete, Green'. Said a suave gentleman. Another dashing gentleman nodded. 'Indeed! Who would have guessed that Disneyland was run by the Jews? Our Mickey Mouse robot is just a diversion. Is it time for Operation: Mountain Jew?'. Falco squealed with delight. 'It is time. Hey Green, pooped my pant time?'. Green shook his head. 'Poopedy my pantaloon. Hasn't thy?'. A wicked smile spread over Falco's face.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 36 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#440,152
The board keeps eating my posts :/
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#440,153
Matt was flapping his arms hysterically. 'Where are you McWalter?'. Matt noticed a pile of ketchup leading into McDonalds. Whilst everybody had evacuated due to the Giant Mickey Mouse robot, McWalter was eating all the Big-Macs. 'Walter, we must leave!'. McWalter scorned Matt with a look that would have sunk the Spanish Armada. 'Not until I have finished my 27th Big-Mac'. Matt was frustrated. 'Walt-' His sentence was cut short. At that moment, the Mickey Mouse robot had torn the roof off McDonalds!
doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#440,156
@440,152 (A)
write it in notepad first so you won't loose anything
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#440,159
The Mickey Mouse robot started to breathe fire. Matt and McWalter dodged. The robot destroyed all the Big-Macs. McWalter felt something inside of him grow. An intense anger that no steel cage could contain. 'NOBODY MCFUCKING DESTROYS MY MCDONALDS!' Walter was a level 18 Summoner (for various reasons he did not choose to be a black mage). He pulled down his pants and summoned a shit demon. The shit demon charged at the Mickey Mouse robot. Short-circuiting it with corn and undigested burgers. The Mickey Mouse robot exploded. McWalter had his revenge. Matt turned to him. 'Right. We need to get to the Matt Cave'.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#440,163
Matt stole an electric scooter and drove McWalter to Louisiana. Matt went to his mother's house and went into the basement. 'This is the Matt Cave, Walter. I need to get into my costume'. Matt took off his t-shirt and put on a wine stained wife-beater. 'Now to get my Indy powers!'. Matt visited several small BBSes. He posted stuff like; 'peepee and poopoo teetee and doodoo'. And when one of the BBSes went down due to server issues, he proclaimed; 'Indy wins again!'. He thus became the hero known as Indy once again. Meanwhile. At Disneyland
Falco was livid. 'How did they destroy our Mickey Mouse robot?!'. Green was staying calm. 'It's ok Falco. Now we launch the McDonald Duck'...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#440,167
'Come on Walter' Matt said. 'Let us destroy the evil!'. Matt got on his electric scooter. 'No. This vehicle is too slow. It won't do'. Walter had a single bare bulb illuminate over his head (a metaphor for an idea). 'I know this guy. He lives in Cornwall. He has just what we need!'.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 47 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#440,168
oh bugger
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#440,170
'Ye can't build a bleddy Tesco on this land. This is cornish land ye agers. T'is chicken roaming land!'. A handsome young man named Killer Lettuce had started a protest against the Tesco company, who were trying to create a Tesco in Cornwall. Bulldozers started revving their engines. Killer Lettuce sat firm on his combine harvester. His army of cornish men on their tractors behind him. 'We'll give you wat for, ye olde cunts!' shouted Killer Lettuce, raising his pitchfork.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#440,172
Ha!
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#440,173
@440,170 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
You have captured Killer Lettuce's character very well. Please continue.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#440,175
'I have just unleashed the McDonald Duck, Falco'. Green said triumphantly. 'Good' replied Falco. 'Our courier has arrived'. Insolent shouts could be heard echoing down the hallway. 'DECADENT STATISTS!'. Falco got out his pink whip. 'Shut us scum!'. He said with a distinction of valor. 'Do you have the technology?'. The courier handed over a small box. 'Here you go! But Jesus shall surely stop your evil plans!'. Falco's lips contorted into a smile that would strike the Joker with fear. 'My dear MountainMan. Jesus is dead'. He nodded to the guards. 'Ok. Take him to the Pirates of the Caribbean Ride. Make sure there is a malfunction. We have already won Green!'. Falco started to chuckle, then guffaw, then he started to laugh harder than he had in his entire life.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#440,593
Indy needed to cross the sea. He arrived in Cardiff by the sea and he used the McWalter as a boat, because he could float, and started heading to Cornwall. Little did he know, Syntax was using 10 mile satellites to track him down and obsessively stalk him. Syntax put on his Kippa and grabbed his surfboard.
McWalter started becoming anxious, 'Did you hear something?' he asked in a hushed voice. Behind them they could hear a man shouting; 'thee thy or I at Cardiff 10 myles from the sea sea sea!'
(Edited 28 seconds later.)
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#440,595
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#440,599
The McWalter took out his swastika shuriken and threw them at syntax, however, syntax had the moves like Jagger and dodged every one of them. 'There is only one way to beat him' said Matt. 'We must challenge him to a dance off.'
Matt started doing the fandango on the McWalter. 'Thee carn't danse. Wood u care 2 c a master?' Syntax stretched and then fell off his surfboard into the sea sea sea. 'That takes care of that' Matt said with a triumphant glee.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#440,614
'Ye fooking noofters!' shouted Killer Lettuce as his combine harvester collided into a bulldozer. The army of farmers sat tight in their tractors. But Tesco had an ace up their sleeve. A crane crept round the corner and picked up Killer Lettuce, suspending him in mid-air. 'Gob nammit' said Killer Lettuce in an exhausted tone 'let me go or you shall feel the wrath of me carrots and taters!'.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#440,684
That's not a fanfic. Brace yourselves: (P.S. I wish this were mine)
This story is sittuated in the
beggining of "Return of Jedi",
before Luke Skywalker
arrives, but after Leia, R2-D2
and C3-PO get trapped by
Jabba. It tries to explain wath
happened in the meantime.
Hope you enjoy!
Love Beyond Circuits, Love
Beyond Flesh
Optimus Prime is entering
Megatorn secret base. The
fight was vicious and the
other transformers got
caught. Optimus need to free
them. Them, he enters
Megatron knig chamber:
"egatro! Free my transformer
pals or sufeer lead metal
consequences!" shout
Potimus.
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI double-posted this 13 years ago, 54 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#440,685
@previous (IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI)
"AHAHAHH! You will never
defeat me Leader of the
autoboys! The deceptcions wil
rule the galaxy!"
"You will have to jump over
my dead corpse!" and
Optimus run at Megatron's
direction, shooting blaster
projectiles. Megatron runs to
a secret chamber and Optius
go behind. But it's a TRAP!
Optimus get stuck into a
titanium metal bar cages, and
Megatron brags:
"Now Optimus, you will be
my finaceer! Will help to pay
my Death Satellite to kill the
earth!"
"What?" and Megatron open
his Spaceship and embarks
the jailbirded Optimus Prime.
He set a couse to a distant
planet, on a galaxy far way.
After some weeks, the
Megatron's space ship arrives
at Tatooine. He seeks for Jaba
the Hutt, who recieves him:
"So Megatron" say Jobba ",
brought me the specimen?"
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI triple-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#440,686
@previous (IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI)
"Yes" say Megatro" where's
the money?"
"Here, and it was very a good
exchange I hope we made."
"For sure Jabba, now, here,
your new slave." and
Megatron lend Optimus to
Jabba.
"Ah" say Jabba, "a new robot
to my collection. You wil
entertain my cotumers for
some time"
Optimus is very angry and
shout to Jabba:
"I'll never be your slave. You
cannot control me!"
"Yes I can, if you try to
escape, I will kill your cell
companions!" and Jabba take
Optimus to his cell. There, he
finds the other prisioner
Jabba was talking about:
"Hi, I'm Leia, this R2-d2 and
this is C3-PO."
"Hi Lei,a I'm Optimus Prime,
Leader of Autobots. What
they are going to do?"
"Well, I don't know. Jabba
said he opened a new service
on Tatooine to entertain
people from staying from
other planets. I hope he don't
kill us...if only I could contact
Luke, my brother..."
"Don't be afraidd Leia, I will
find a way out." and they
waited and talked. Leia told
about the rebels, Han Solo in
the carbonite and her love for
him. The next day, guards
wakaned the prisioners and
took them to the Colosseum.
It ws very big, an was full of
aliens and people from all
over the universe. Jabba
speakes at an microphone:
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI quadruple-posted this 13 years ago, 47 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#440,687
@previous (IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI)
"Greetings dear customers.
Welcome to the first Luxury
Multi Species Colloseum of
the galaxy! Here, our first
slaves will have pleasures
beyond imagination, and will
please you too. Don't feel
ashamed, put your clothes off
and jerk at will. No extra
expenses are charged by
cleaning the place. Toilet
paper is at your right side of
your chair. Codoms are
charged separately. Have safe
sex...and let the show
begins!"
Optimus are there, looking
around seeing that multitute
of people. He can do nothing,
even if he tries to fight, Jabba
can kill Leia and the others.
They are fragile, so he must
let go his pride and please
that hautingly audience of
pedos.
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI quintuple-posted this 13 years ago, 53 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#440,688
@previous (IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI)
All of the five slaves have
micro microphones, so wath
they say, the audience can
enjoy. Jabba firmed a contract
with the costumers that
moanings and profanities are
a right they have, so the
slaves must keep shit chatting
while sodomizing one
another. Prime sits on the
dirty ground and wait. Leia
comes near him:
"Oh Optimus, sorry that we
met this way..."
"Don't be ashamed Leian, it's
not our free will that
approves this horrifying
spectacle of pure sacrilege
against flesh and circuits. It
will be over in some hours."
said the twenty foot tall
robot.
Leia jumped on Primus legs
and walked to his hips.
"Now Optimus, show me your
metal cock." said Princess
Leia with a moaning and
whoring voice and readly,
Optimus engaged into the sex
serving mode. A hatch
opened, and slowly, a
cilindrical monster of lead
and gold emerged from the
opening crotch gate. It was
shinning and was totally
waxed. But was to big to Leia
to be fucked. Forty inches of
diameter and and six feet of
height. Jabba was not
pleased:
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI sextuple-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#440,689
@previous (IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI)
"How that stupid robot can
penetrate Leia now? His dick
is taller than me! Megatron
fooled me!" regreted Jabba.
He kept thinking about a
solution.
Leia looked and, because the
show must go on, she did her
best while Jabba tries to fix
the sittuation.
"Oh Optimus, I guess I have
to tenderize you metal dick
for me to fully apreciate it's
wonderfullness."
"Leia, your leather clad bikini
lighten up my boron
buttocks!"
Leia rubbed with her
stretched arms the metal
dick, up and down, but it was
dragging her skin. Even if it
was polished and had no
jagged edges, she needed to
lubricate it:
"Prime, do you have
something good to facilitate
my work/?"
"Yes my power love. Here,
have this squezing tube. It
contains graphite. Just rub all
all will be alright" and Leia
did it. Her body got darkened
by the graphite dust, but she
liked it, and masturbating
Potimus got very easy and
pleasurable.
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI septuple-posted this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#440,691
@previous (IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI)
R2-D2 aproached Optimus
and asked permission to land.
"Granted my fellow cilindrical
pal, you can enter my dark
caves of mystery." said
Optimus.
"Blip Blop Blop!" said R2-D2.
This was his first time fucking
a robot. He was completely
virgin, and was very ashamed
he had to expose his intimacy
in front of an audience of
millions. But their lifes were
at stake, so he must swallow
all of his prejudcies and
engage full head in this life
altering experience.
"Leia" said Optimus," hang
on!" and Leia hold very
harder Optmus dick. Optimus
got up a bit and gave space to
R2-D2. Leia was hanging on
Optimus dick while R2-D2
seached the best cordinates
to penetrate Optimus
experimental anus. Luckly for
him, Prime's anus was
automated to adjust the best
diameter for foreign objects
entering him.R2-D2
positioned and Optimus
seated on him.
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI octuple-posted this 13 years ago, 51 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#440,692
@previous (IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI)
R2 was shaking and
freightened. Optimus anal
cavity was dark and moist,
had some loose wires and
was rusting from inside. He
started to think sex was not
made to coward robots like
him.
"Don't be afraid" said
Optimus to R2 "I'll help you!"
and Optimus bowels lights got
on. Everything wwas
iluminated and R2 really saw
what it really was. A
beautifully adorned rectum,
full of portraits of Prime's
human friends that already
visited the place. A camera
apppeared from a wall and
photographed R2-D2, and
immediatelly put a portrait of
him on a the bowel wall.
R2-D2 got very placid and
calm. After he saw those
happy faces on the portraits,
he knew Optimus would
never hurt him inside there.
So, R2 looked around and
found a button. It was an
elevator button, that raised
him up in the bowels. R2
arrived at a tight place, where
his metal body got stucked.
At first R2 got scaried, but
them, the elevator got down,
and got up, and down, and
up, making a sine wave
pattern movement with R2-
D2. R2 thought a bit, and felt
a pleasure down his electrical
circuits and optical cables.
Anal sex is like this? If it is,
he really like a lot! He was
upping and downowing,
rubbing inside Optimus upper
bowel. Paraffin wax got
sprayed over R2 to help
lubricate.
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI nonuple-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#440,694
@previous (IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI)
Optimus bowel's walls were
made of carbon nanotubes
covered with soft pinky
pillows of pure petunia's
cotton. They ajusted on the
fly the pressure over R2 body
and the elevator speed,
acording to R2-D2 willingness
to go deeper with his
innermost sexual fantasies. At
first R2 wanted togo slow, to
fell the texture on his metal
cover. But latter, his
inhibition got away, and the
elevator got faster, and
Optimus got a surprise for
him. Neon gas tubes apeared
on the walls, and a range of
different colors illuminate
inside Optimus's ass with all
colors of the spectrum. It was
a really shame R2-D2
couldn't smell the daisy
fragance permeating Optimus
Prime's anus. R2 had no
nose.
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI decuple-posted this 13 years ago, 54 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#440,695
@previous (IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI)
As R2-D2 was a robot, even
infrared and ultraviolet colors
appeared, and that profusion
of rainbow happyness filled
R2-D2 with the purest
passion he never had from
his robotic pairs. He always
was considered the freak of
the robot school. Every robot
dispised him, because of his
adventurous ambition. He
wanted to see the stars, the
other life forms. He didn1t
want to be a hamburger
frying slave all of his life,
doing menial tasks that no
one would remember in the
future. No, he wanted to be
remembered, wanted to leave
a mark on history.
His robotic schoolmates were
just stupid for him, so he
picked fights all the grades he
did. Trouble was hhis name
and no one loved him,
because no one approved his
future plans for his life. But
finally, he found someone
robot that can see him from
inside, someone that want to
please him, that wants to give
a hand and collect nothing in
return. C3-PO is his friend,
but Optimus is his lover.
To return the favour to
Optimus opening his eyes to
the sexual lust all robots
should have in their lifes, R2-
D2 started to expell small
shock waves inside Optimus
bowel, giving the Autobot the
most tender demonstration of
love and gratitute he ever
recieved in his life. This
action reflected at Optimus
penis, that got slightly more
elongated, something that
pleased Leia:
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI undecuple-posted this 13 years ago, 58 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#440,696
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"Optimus Prime" said
Princess Leia with a sensual
voice, "you are a very horny
individual!"
"Oh Leia, don't say that.
Actually, this is the first time
someone rubs my dick."
While rubbing Optimus dick
with her humid engorged
vagina, Leia felt a bit sorry for
that robot:
"Oh Optimus, you don't use
your cock with much
frequency don't you?"
Optimus lowered his head
and sighed:
"...no. It is a problem being
this tall. My autobot friends
don't have sexual apeetites
actually. Being the leader,
I'm the only capable of
maintaning sexual intercouse
systems. No other autobot
have it...and being anally
penetrated don't really give
me chills."
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI duodecuple-posted this 13 years ago, 58 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#440,697
@previous (IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI)
Leia got tears in her eyes. She
embrace Optimus dick very
hard, trying to consolate that
lone robot...but life is not
that easy. She wanted to be
twenty foot tall that moment.
"Allright!" said Jabba to
Optimus from the
microphone "my engineers
are going to adapt this
organic penis at your crotch.
This will give somethnig more
consitent in terms of action to
our marvellous costumers."
and a couple of alien men
went and started to addaptate
the strange alien penis to
Prime's body.
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI tridecuple-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#440,698
@previous (IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI)
That penis was the property
of a long dead alien. Jar Jar
Binks to be more exact. After
the jedi massacre by the
Emperor and Lord Vader, Jar
Jar was captured when he was
hiding at Tatooine by Jabba's
bontyhunters. He was
tortured for a week without
rest, and after that time, his
body got quartered and his
penis was sealed inside a
carbonite container. A little
trophy Jabba had been saving,
but his new business need
some sacrifices to be made,
so now he uses Jar Jar's penis
for a greater purpose.
After a while, it's done. The
penis is active and Optimus
can control it. His entire life
he has been praying for a
small penis, and now, he have
one, given by his owner
Jabba. Leia looked Optimus
eyes and smilled tenderly.
The Jar Jar penis got attached
on the top of Optimus metal
penis. It looked like a small
phimosis.
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI quattuodecuple-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#440,699
@previous (IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI)
Leia climb his metal dick and
reach the top. The moment
arrived, finally, Optimus can
fuck. Leia slowly put his alien
dick inside her wet vagina,
and Prime enjoy. Leia doesn't
even is felling ashamed of
showing her sexual skills in
front of millions of
spectators. This moment is
owned by the two, and they
live it to the maximum their
bodies permit.
But now, they are reaching
their climaxes, and Optimus
didn't thought a plan on how
to go away. But Leia, while
fucking looked to Optimus
eyes and made lips
movements, and Prime read
her lips:
"Contact...Luke...his phone
number...is...1...2...3...63...26
...7.4...2...4... 753.1." and
Optimus did. No one could
know he was doing that, they
had no telephone jammers at
the Colisseum. While in
contaact with Luke Skywalker,
Optimus gave him cordinates
of Jabba's palace, and now,
he can save Leia.
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI sexadecuple-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#440,700
@previous (IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI)
The climax arrived. This is the
moment Optimus and Leia
have been waiting, they
consumation of their love for
one another, the most
pleasurable experience a
robot can achieve in his fight
directed existence. The Jar Jar
penis is ready to cum...Leia's
pussy is getting tighter...R2-
D2 is already cuming his
cumming liquids. ..and
them...it fails. Jar Jar's penis
get flacid and not a small drip
of juice get out. It simply
failed. Leia lowered her head,
all of the costumers started to
shout, profanize and throw
tomatoes and lettuces at the
sex slaves. Jabba got angry,
because his plan got all
wrong, and everyone want
the money back. But the
slaves will pay!
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI sedecuple-posted this 13 years ago, 55 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#440,701
@previous (IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI)
After they returned inside
Jabba's palace, Jabba started
to talk to them:
"Now, I gonna kill you all,
starting by..." but he was
interupted.
"Sir, Luke Skywalker is
heading to our direction."
"Luke uh...the execution will
wait...come on robots and
Leia...you Optimus, stay in
the cage, or Leia dies in the
Sarlacc pit if I come back and
don't see you!" and Optimus
stayied at the cell. Leia told
him to go away. Luke could
save them. But he wanted to
stay...his love for her created
a strong bound between
them. But no, the autoboys
are priority...he must go back
and save them. Optimus
sneaked out of the palace and
stole a ship and headed to
earth.
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI septuadecuple-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#440,702
@previous (IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI)
While in the ship heading
back...he felt something
inside his pocket. It was a
letter! From Leuia! It reads:
"Optimus, we are in middle
of a war, and you and your
companions too. But, after all
of this ends, please...come
back. Now I know who the
men of my life is...it's not
Solo, it you. I must stay with
him after you depart...but if
you come back...my arms will
be open for you. Love you so
much, Leia" and the letter
ends. Optimus knew he had a
long battle against the
Decepticons...but one
day...he will make his woman
happy...one day.
The End
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI octadecuple-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#440,703
@previous (IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI)
Well fuck. I'll never be able to top that. It's... perfect. GODDAMMIT.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#440,739
Well. I am not finishing this fanfic now.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#440,758
Fuck's sake, that random has ruined this thread with their retarded bullshit.
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#440,764
END OF PART ONE. PLEASE INSERT DISC 2 TO CONTINUE.
IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI replied with this 13 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#440,765
@440,758 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
WASN'T MINE. HAD TO SHARE. SORRY.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#440,772
@previous (IlovestalkersFluffy !rhxDAnK5DI)
You could have made another thread. This was a rare masterpiece, man!
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#440,774
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
It's in parts now.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#440,775
@previous (Green)
This is good. I look forward to your future work, Mr. Green.
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Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 32 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#440,780
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
There is going to be a special surprise for you in part 2.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#440,796