Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#440,127
@previous (Green)
I really can't picture you reading Shakespeare. Buttering or burning it or twatting it maybe. But not reading it.
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#440,128
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Thou art in for a chuckle.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#440,131
@440,127 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
How does one twat a Shakespeare book?
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#440,141
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Simply open it up to Hamlet (the most dreadful, boring play in existence) and then hit it repeatedly with an Aspire NHS walk-in dentist sign until it's all shredded. Then take the shreds, light them on fire with Tesco™ Value air freshener, then piss all over them to put it out. In a drunken YouTube video.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 55 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#440,144
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw) > (the most dreadful, boring play in existence)
Nah, I found it okay. Virtually everybody dying was rather amusing.
Grumpy Cat aka. Tard replied with this 13 years ago, 6 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#440,210
I was impersonating the real Grumpy Cat.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#440,213
@previous (Grumpy Cat aka. Tard)
I will do one excerpt from a Shakespeare play.