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Topic: im hearing voices on the radio static

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #30,721

they say jesus is our savior and he came from out of spaceee dddddd

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 33 minutes later[^] [v] #439,978

Jesus was a cult leader. He was just lucky enough to be successful in an age where science and reason were in their infancy.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 55 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #439,979

@previous (B)
It still works today! Look at L. Ron Hubbard and Joseph Smith!

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #439,981

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
True, but not to the same extent, I'd say. Skepticism is a bit more prevalent now. Also, I think that Jesus has the advantage of being the first one to be really successful. All if those later guys are going up against a very mainstream fandom with a large, established fanbase, after all.

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Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #439,983

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Keep in mind though, it took centuries for the Jesus cult to go mainstream. He was up against the state religion of the most powerful and populous empire in the world. The Greco-Roman pantheon was well established. I think Christianity's selling point was the simplicity: only one god (or three, the trinity thing is kinda confusing) compared to dozens in the pantheon.

melodrama !!FVJOHfXUk joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #440,209

A true skeptic would realize that atheism is a lie, and that Jesus is the true way. Remember the devil may seem very charming, rational even, but be assured, he is a wily trickster looking only to torment your immortal soul.

Atheism isn't a good bet, it just isn't, if atheism is true then it doesn't matter when you die, you die. But if Christianity is true then you're burned if you're an atheist, I mean that quite literally. So, really believing in Jesus is the rational decision. And don't give me that shit about another religion being true, they aren't true, look how poor, and filthy non-christian countries are, God is not happy with them!

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Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #440,211

@previous (melodrama !!FVJOHfXUk)
I will not be used by the antichrists one world monetary system.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #440,235

@440,209 (melodrama !!FVJOHfXUk)
You're serious, aren't you?

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #440,236

@previous (E)
We both are.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #440,274

@439,978 (B)

> Jesus was a cult leader. He was just lucky enough to be successful in an age where science and reason were in their infancy.

Wait the fuck a minute. You think Jesus was a cult leader? If that is true then explain to me how he did what he did. IE: Turning the water into wine, walking on the water, raising the dead. I am not saying that Jesus was god or anything but he was not a cult leader. Ok let me ask you this, If Jesus was a cult leader than what is God?

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #440,277

@previous (F)
What makes you think any of that is true?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #440,299

@previous (E)
It's in the Bible.

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #440,306

@previous (G)
And?

melodrama !!FVJOHfXUk replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #440,317

@440,235 (E)
Of course. You should heed the word of the Lord.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #440,334

Nothing lies in my path but fedora and destruction.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #440,337

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Ya know, Charlie Manson carved a cross into his forehead... Then he thought it made him look like a bit of a douche. So he changed it to a swastika. Please don't actually do that.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #440,338

@previous (H)

Too late you cheeky fucking cunt. I love you so much. You are my sunshine.

Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #440,349

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Please don't steal my sunshine.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 months later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #461,630

u r 1 cheeky kunt m8.

GOD joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 days later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #461,895

@440,274 (F)
I am the master of the
cult! Remember this
fucking face. Whenever you
see cults, you'll see this
fucking face. I make that shit
work. It does whatever the
fuck I tell it to. No one rules
the cult like me. Not this
little fuck, none of you little fucks
out there. I AM THE CULT
COMMANDER! Remember
that, commander of all
cults! When it comes
down to business, this is what
I do. I pinch it like this. OOH
you little fuck. Then I rub my
nose with it.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #461,900

@440,334 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Art thou having a giggle?

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 12 years ago, 47 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #461,902

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Dost thou haveth a bubble?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #461,903

@440,334 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
damlol
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