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Topic: Which of these two disabilities would you rather have?

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #30,702

You must choose one.
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Can no longer control bowels/bladder, must wear diaper. 7 37%
Have an arm cut off. 12 63%

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 53 minutes later[^] [v] #439,846

which arm?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #439,848

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Either. I suppose you could choose.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #439,849

neither

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #439,852

@439,848 (A)
I'd take a left arm removal

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #439,853

I honestly don't get why people aren't going with the "Can no longer control bowels/bladder, must wear diaper" option.

Ilovestalkers !rhxDAnK5DI joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #439,855

My right arm.

Sen !q/sOExraek joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #439,862

I would much rather shit/piss myself than never be able to tie shoes/drive/applaud/cut apples/masturbate while eating an apple/shake somebody's hand without them cringing.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #439,865

@previous (Sen !q/sOExraek)
> shake somebody's hand without them cringing
Because wearing a diaper and shitting yourself randomly won't cause that.

> masturbate while eating
You must be from the US.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #439,867

@439,862 (Sen !q/sOExraek)
Why would they cringe if they shook your hand? Also people who are incontinent often smell, eliminate constantly, go during inconvenient times/places, have skin breakdown issues, and have diaper leakage issues.

(Edited 28 seconds later.)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #439,873

number 1 ofc :3

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #439,876

Can no longer control bowels/bladder, must wear diaper. Then I would kill myself.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #439,897

@439,873 (H)
sup squared

Ilovestalkers !rhxDAnK5DI replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #439,903

@439,867 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
I wish I never read that - you KNOW I have a very visual imagination. May you step on a lego brick (only one, I'm not a psychopath)

Sen !q/sOExraek replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #439,916

@439,865 (G)
But at least I'll have some times when I'm shit-free; the missing arm is constant.

@439,867 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
I imagine it would make most people uncomfortable, more so than a mysterious smell. I'm not saying it wouldn't suck, but I stand by my decision.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #439,918

@OP
The missing arm (left for me). You could wear a prosthetic arm, and maintain dignity by saying it's a war injury/tragic industrial accident. Walking around with a full diaper and reeking of shit and piss would be far far worse.

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #439,922

Cut off arm, I'd switch from BMX to skating... having to wear diapers unable to hold my shit together would kill me.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 24 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #439,942

I have a friend with only one arm. I will ask him which he would prefer.

I am guessing the diaper, since he's a miserable alcoholic and already pisses himself.
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