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Topic: It's almost like God sent a plague.

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #30,657

I have an infestation of fruit flies and they mainly appear around my ruined Bible. Either that or I am hallucinating.

doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #439,477

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Fruit-Flies

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 50 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #439,478

Then let Moses's people go

doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #439,479

> You can also do the same with meat scraps, but you should bury them very deep in the compost pile because of varmints such as coons or even bears.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #439,515

your buttery, piss soaked, moldy bible?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 24 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #439,518

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
So his bible is battle-scarred. I don't see what the problem is. Books don't remain in pristine condition forever.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 43 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #439,523

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
moldy books draw fruit flies

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #439,524

@439,518 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
True, but one can quite considerably slow the ageing process by refraining from pissing on or buttering their books.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #439,525

@439,523 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Well how was he supposed to know that?
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Well looks like the fun police showed up right on time.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #439,526

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Slowly place your fun on the ground and put your hands on your head.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 55 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #439,527

poot flies

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #439,531

@439,524 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I have a Bible from like the 1950s or somethings.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #439,550

@previous (A)
I have one from 1940! It's got a nice zipped leather cover.

On the front page a message reads: To Frank & Phyllis, with loving thoughts and every good wish for their future happiness, from Mother & Father. Nov 30th 1940.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 23 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #439,552

@previous (H)
thats really sweet
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