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Topic: What would happen if Green, CWC, Syntax, Autphag, Matt, Bert, & Negi were locked in a a room?
Meta !PARAdoxiHw started this discussion 13 years ago#30,448
There's food and water for a month. It's an empty padded room with no objects that could be used as weapons. Who(m) will leave the room alive after a month?
green joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later[^][v]#438,006
I would die first.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#438,007
My prediction: CWC, Autphag, and Negi form an autistic alliance in the beginning, but it's unstable because Negi is Jewish and CWC and Autphag are antisemitic. Matt and Bert form an alcoholic alliance. This leaves Green and Syntax as the odd men out. Green is the best fighter of the bunch, with youth and relative physical fitness on his side (remember, hand to hand combat only) so he establishes himself as the alpha male, twatting anyone who gets in his way or calls him fat (ironically, he is the skinniest man in this group).
CWC has tard rage, but he is a chubby creampuff with C-cup manboobs. Matt, Bert, and Autphag were probably something to behold in their respective primes, but they're all burned out from years of down-and-out living and substance abuse. Syntax is in good shape, but at 79 years old he is starting to show his age. Negi is the unknown quantity here -- he lives clean and doesn't look to be in too bad shape, but his temperament is not suited to real fighting.
Green wins, and leaves the rest "twatted".
Meta !PARAdoxiHw (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#438,010
@438,006 (green)
I don't think so, I've seen your videos. You would win!
green replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#438,011
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
It's Jekyll and Hyde. Drunk I could take 5 police to the floor with me. Sober I would have to wear all sorts of padding to kill an earwig.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 23 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^][v]#438,014
@438,007 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
negi would brownnose the alpha lolcow and would be openly passive-aggressive to the rest.