Topic: Unserious fraud/scam god: the promised land for the chosen people is a shitty strip of desert.
MetalPairofducks !PARAdoxiHw started this discussion 13 years ago #30,404
I never got this. God leads Moses around in circles in the desert for forty years and then the promised land is some shitty strip of desert. Seriously? The Bible isn't even good fiction.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 24 minutes later[^] [v] #437,722
He was wandering for 40 years and finally was like, "Oy, this is it."
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #437,725
maybe the promised land was the simply being free... in some shitty land. But it would still be better then having to be slave to some cat worshipers right?
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #437,726
Climate change.
squeegee replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #437,727
@437,725 (C)
well, recent research has shown that the egyptians took pretty good care of their workers, they were housed, paid, and fed.
There were huge cities devoted to the workers to support the building of large pyramids and whatever. They had homes and kept families there.
So then here come the jews, a roving band of nomadic zealots who circumcise themselves.
They join in the work, are housed, paid, and fed.
But honest work wasn't good enough. They needed more, and when the pharoah said no the jews attacked him and his people with black magic and killed many, many children.
Then they fled with their jew gold, never completing the pyramid they were paid to build.
And the jews were never heard from again
well, recent research has shown that the egyptians took pretty good care of their workers, they were housed, paid, and fed.
There were huge cities devoted to the workers to support the building of large pyramids and whatever. They had homes and kept families there.
So then here come the jews, a roving band of nomadic zealots who circumcise themselves.
They join in the work, are housed, paid, and fed.
But honest work wasn't good enough. They needed more, and when the pharoah said no the jews attacked him and his people with black magic and killed many, many children.
Then they fled with their jew gold, never completing the pyramid they were paid to build.
And the jews were never heard from again
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #437,731
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #437,737
@437,727 (squeegee)@previous (E)
Oh wow that's hilarious. But i mean even then, perhaps the slaves did something else then build.