Topic: I now have a Reddit account.

Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 13 years ago #30,395

Thanks.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #437,604

Now you can upvote cat pictures!

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #437,605

@previous (B)
It's a pile of shit on my mobile. And the mobile mode is even worse.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 42 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #437,607

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Download the reddit is fun app.

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #437,609

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Thanks dude! I have submitted a thread about coming out to my parents on r/atheism.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #437,610

Barely 5 minutes on Reddit and some douche emails me this. http://thenewholybible.org/atheists_here_is_your_proof_of_God.htm

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #437,611

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
> THIS APPARENT SET OF COINCIDENCES PROVE THAT GOD EXISTS
> NOW BECOME A CHRISTIAN OR GOD WILL STRANGLE YOU
Holy fuck, are Christians really getting this desperate?

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #437,612

@previous (D)

Hey now. This guy is a prophet for God!

Grumpy Cat aka. Tard joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #437,618

PM me, Green? I'm at reddit.com/u/meowderful if you're wondering.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #437,619

@437,611 (D)
They've always been this desperate. Now they have the Internet.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,625

@437,618 (Grumpy Cat aka. Tard)
I'm extremely new. And the layout for phone is bad. PM me. I am GreenTheDamnMachine

Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 40 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,627

@437,610 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Damn, real proof! God MUST be real, after reading that who wouldn't be convinced! OMG OMG!!

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,629

@437,619 (F)
Are you kidding? This guy PMd me. He even took pictures of god http://thenewholybible.org/picture_of_the_cloud_of_gods_glory.htm He has 100% convinced me to convert!

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,630

Lets see how he replies to this.

Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,632

@437,629 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I hope the fucker is real, so I can tell him what a piece of shit I think he is.

Anonymous F double-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,634

@437,630 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I wonder if he's trying to create a following with his absolute proof.

You should send him a link to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

(Edited 59 seconds later.)

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,636

@437,632 (F)
I'm going to be doing a book review from one of these so called 'prophets' soon. It has a really good twist!

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 1 second later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,637

@437,630 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
lolololol

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,640

@437,630 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
lol this guy

Mark_Dreher4
1 link karma
-35 comment karma

http://www.reddit.com/user/Mark_Dreher4

>I seriously doubt Jesus 2.0 would use a subreddit to spread his word.
You would be right.
My website does all the work.
It cranks
And cranks
And cranks.
It does all the work.
I just annoy atheists.
Things like this.

There is a secret prayer in the bible you can use to remove all your anxiety and depression.
I have found that it works, every time.
One caveat however, it must be done on your knees, or it will not work.
But other than that, nirvana.
http://www.reddit.com/r/MarkDreher/comments/1bifa2/suffer_from_anxiety_worry_or_depression_you_wont/

squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,643

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
How do I downvote?

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,644

@previous (squeegee)
I don't like you being called "The Shekinah".
Because, you are just a filthy atheist.
Trudging through, your normal atheist filth.
Don't you have some kittens to drown?
Or babies to eat?
Surely, the filth world
Has better things to do.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,645

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Poetic.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 9 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,647

This guy needs to come back to reality. Must be nice to live in a fantasy world though. That's why I envy Christians. I just cannot delude myself enough to believe it though. I also told the guy what a piece of shit I think he is.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,648

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
It's comically easy to read these sorts of things as if God is some sort of tyrant.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,650

@previous (D)
I don't even know what the Book of Life is. It would be funny if this did happen and it turned out to be The Origin of the Species.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,651

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,676

weird nazi

Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,700

@previous (J)
I'm guessing he's a closet homo.

Grumpy Cat aka. Tard replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,702

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23729684

Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,708

@previous (Grumpy Cat aka. Tard)
These people killed two of their children over faith healing:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2387082/Weve-Judge-rules-faith-healing-couple-stand-trial-murder-SECOND-child-dies.html

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