Topic: I have a spin-off from the Bible.

Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 13 years ago #30,346

It is called Apocrypha. I will let you know how it is.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 hours later[^] [v] #437,452

Bump.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 33 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,466

Are you going to set it on fire? @OP

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 9 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,585

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
No. These were the bits left out of the Bible.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,588

And there Jesus saw a little kid splashing in the pool; And then Jesus said unto him IM'UNA fUKIN TWAT U M8!!!'; and the child withered up

DISCLAIMER: Textual analysis of other infancy gospels has revealed that this story was probably borrowed, and the child in question was most likely the "bus wanker" mentioned in other texts and probably deserved what he got.

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

Minichan