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Topic: by murdering jesus did bible people strong arm god into forgiving our sins?

squeegee started this discussion 13 years ago #30,304

Respect. That's pretty ballsy.
They were like we're coming for you god
And he was all Oh Shit.

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 day later[^] [v] #437,326

Gods need human sacrifices. It satiated Yahweh for a bit, then he wanted more blood so there was Islam and the crusades. In modern times the human sacrifices are abortions.

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #437,457

@previous (B)
Most women have abortions for financial reasons. So in a way they are human sacrifices to the god of money.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #437,506

@previous (C)

> the god of money.

No, it's Yahweh.
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