Topic: I'll pray for you, fora.
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #30,301
I will pray to God, so that you may find Him. Please rebuke your decadent atheist ways. Jesus loves you. He died on the cross for your sins. Amen.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #437,085
> He died on the cross for your sins
If that's true, then why are you praying for us? Aren't we all good to go then?
If that's true, then why are you praying for us? Aren't we all good to go then?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #437,086
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squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #437,095
Be careful if you're ever lost in the woods,a trail of breadcrumbs may sound like a good idea, but that's how witches find you.
This an other wisdom available from old, superstitious books written by goat herders.
Desperately cling to one today.
This an other wisdom available from old, superstitious books written by goat herders.
Desperately cling to one today.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #437,096
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Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #437,099
@previous (A)
I'm not really looking to inherit anything. It's nice of him die for my sins though. I guess.
I'm not really looking to inherit anything. It's nice of him die for my sins though. I guess.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #437,100
@previous (B)
You would burn in hell, rather than bask in God's glory in Heaven? I shall pray for you to find the path towards Jesus.
You would burn in hell, rather than bask in God's glory in Heaven? I shall pray for you to find the path towards Jesus.
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squeegee replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #437,101
squeegee double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #437,102
Maybe he's like yoda. God would be an alien afterall
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Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 44 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #437,103
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squeegee replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #437,105
@previous (A)
Like how mary accepted his rape baby? There's a good moral lesson for ya.
Your savior's father, who is also his own son, raped his own mother to have himself...
And you fuckers have a problem with gay marriage?
Like how mary accepted his rape baby? There's a good moral lesson for ya.
Your savior's father, who is also his own son, raped his own mother to have himself...
And you fuckers have a problem with gay marriage?
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Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #437,106
squeegee replied with this 13 years ago, 27 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #437,107
Also I bet the holy spirit was a pervert and watched the whole time
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #437,108
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squeegee replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #437,117
@previous (B)
You should hear what he did to Job, and no ones loved god as much as Job.
Seriously, just avoid the thing, it'll turn on you like a bad dog.
You should hear what he did to Job, and no ones loved god as much as Job.
Seriously, just avoid the thing, it'll turn on you like a bad dog.
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #437,118
@previous (squeegee)
> You should hear what he did to Job
Yeah, he sounds like a bit of prat. I think I'll be better off without him.
> You should hear what he did to Job
Yeah, he sounds like a bit of prat. I think I'll be better off without him.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #437,119
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,127
I'm getting a Scatman vibe in here
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,137
@437,127 (E)
Scatman is one of us. We had him make a persona that shitposters could rally around, creating the perfect chance to make a containment board for people like TG and Bert.
Scatman is one of us. We had him make a persona that shitposters could rally around, creating the perfect chance to make a containment board for people like TG and Bert.
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Anonymous joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,172
Don't pray for us, get up and do something.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,181
OPPeople keep finding Jesus on Tortillas. Probably many blind people have consumed Jesus Tortillas.
This is proof how Jesus saves a few from hunger.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 26 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,191
Fuck you all then. I was trying to lead you to salvation and eternal life, but you can all go fuck yourselves and burn in hell until the end of time.
Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 31 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,196
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #437,291
I shall pray for thee.