Topic: Do you believe in evolution?
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #3,021
No trolling, please.
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Yes | 24 | 92% | |
| No | 2 | 8% |
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later[^] [v] #55,222
It makes sense.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 33 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #55,224
Yes. We have proof of animals evolving.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #55,226
Yep. It's a sound, proven theory.
Homestar !RUNNERV7vk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #55,227
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #55,228
Yeah, it just works.
Homestar !RUNNERV7vk replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #55,243
9 troll-free votes.
Minichan record.
Minichan record.
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #55,252
I do not believe, I know. Believing is something for you religious people.
dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #55,374
> believe
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #55,375
> expect trolling
> receive none
wow
> receive none
wow
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #55,378
Dinosaurs were wiped out in the great flood, Those fossils are just a test of our faith. Evolution and Science are blasphemy.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #55,380
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #55,382
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #55,987
Anybody watch Primeval?
jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #55,998
@55,378 (I)
No. You are mixing your shit up.
Either fossils were planted by the devil to test our faith OR dinosaurs did exist and were whipped out in the great flood.
The explanation of the separate layers and periods of fossils and why you won't find the fossil of a bunny rabbit in a Cambrian layer is because of something about animals running to hills or something. I forget that part of the creationist bullshit.
No. You are mixing your shit up.
Either fossils were planted by the devil to test our faith OR dinosaurs did exist and were whipped out in the great flood.
The explanation of the separate layers and periods of fossils and why you won't find the fossil of a bunny rabbit in a Cambrian layer is because of something about animals running to hills or something. I forget that part of the creationist bullshit.
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #55,999
@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
If you see the movie Time Bandits it says God and servants made the world in seven days but they did it by time travel. That solves the whole problem. Jumping around in time.
If you saw Primeval you'd understand.
If you see the movie Time Bandits it says God and servants made the world in seven days but they did it by time travel. That solves the whole problem. Jumping around in time.
If you saw Primeval you'd understand.
The Owl !yshAAUvyds joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,163
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,264
How do you think I got a blastoise?
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,271
@55,378 (I)> Dinosaurs were wiped out in the great flood, Those fossils are just a test of our faith. Evolution and Science are blasphemy.
I'm pretty sure Noah took dinosaurs on the Ark, as God told him to take two of EVERY creature.
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,273
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,276
@56,271 (P)
Genesis 7:2-3
Take with you seven of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate, and two of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate, and also seven of every kind of bird, male and female, to keep their various kinds alive throughout the earth.
Genesis 7:2-3
Take with you seven of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate, and two of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate, and also seven of every kind of bird, male and female, to keep their various kinds alive throughout the earth.
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,291
@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
> Take with you seven of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate,
So a male and six mates?
> and two of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate,
What if they're gay? I guess that's the bible's answer to extinction.
> and also seven of every kind of bird, male and female, to keep their various kinds alive throughout the earth.
Ummm birds would simply fly and land on the arc and refuse to be shewed. If there really was a flood around the earth, his air would have millions of birds on it. Also if it was real, Santa Clause would be able deliver his presents to 6 billion people around the world in one night.
> Take with you seven of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate,
So a male and six mates?
> and two of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate,
What if they're gay? I guess that's the bible's answer to extinction.
> and also seven of every kind of bird, male and female, to keep their various kinds alive throughout the earth.
Ummm birds would simply fly and land on the arc and refuse to be shewed. If there really was a flood around the earth, his air would have millions of birds on it. Also if it was real, Santa Clause would be able deliver his presents to 6 billion people around the world in one night.
The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,293
@56,276 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
> Take with you seven of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate
> Take with you seven
> A male and it's mate
> Facepalm
dammit god
> Take with you seven of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate
> Take with you seven
> A male and it's mate
> Facepalm
dammit god
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totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,299
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW double-posted this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,302
Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,324
@56,276 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
> Genesis 7:2-3
> Take with you seven of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate, and two of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate
I'm pretty sure that includes dinosaurs. What happened to them? My guess is that mammals out-competed them. Your ideas?
> Genesis 7:2-3
> Take with you seven of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate, and two of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate
I'm pretty sure that includes dinosaurs. What happened to them? My guess is that mammals out-competed them. Your ideas?
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,326
Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,331
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,332
@56,324 (P)
I don't know how mammals out-competed them or the large birds after the extinction (e.g. "terror birds") unless laying eggs was their undoing. The dinosaurs and birds were more physically powerful and faster than mammals.
I don't know how mammals out-competed them or the large birds after the extinction (e.g. "terror birds") unless laying eggs was their undoing. The dinosaurs and birds were more physically powerful and faster than mammals.
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU double-posted this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,334
@56,331 (P)
> Why wouldn't dinosaurs be on the ark?
The larger ones like T-Rex and Bronosaurus wouldn't fit.
> Why wouldn't dinosaurs be on the ark?
The larger ones like T-Rex and Bronosaurus wouldn't fit.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,342
@56,331 (P)
The ark was 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and 45 feet deep.
That won't hold very many dinosaurs.
The ark was 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and 45 feet deep.
That won't hold very many dinosaurs.
The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,344
@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
No you see, when the bible said 'feet' it actually meant 'stages'. A 'stage' can be any length. So you see, although the ark was said to bhe 450 feet long, it actually meant 450 stages long. The Ark was 250 million miles long in reality.
No you see, when the bible said 'feet' it actually meant 'stages'. A 'stage' can be any length. So you see, although the ark was said to bhe 450 feet long, it actually meant 450 stages long. The Ark was 250 million miles long in reality.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,346
Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,348
@56,342 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
Why not? I'm pretty sure he sent pterosaurs out to fetch olive branches too.
Why not? I'm pretty sure he sent pterosaurs out to fetch olive branches too.
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,349
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,350
@56,344 (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)
The ark wouldn't float if it's too big. And wood itself isn't strong enough to hold it together. They'd need magic wood or metal.
The ark wouldn't float if it's too big. And wood itself isn't strong enough to hold it together. They'd need magic wood or metal.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,351
Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,355
@56,344 (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)
> No you see, when the bible said 'feet' it actually meant 'pretendometers'. A 'pretendometer' can be any length.
When I say "Any length" to fit the story I'm telling, I mean " Whatever you are willing to believe". It is important you keep this in mind and adjust it accordingly.
> No you see, when the bible said 'feet' it actually meant 'pretendometers'. A 'pretendometer' can be any length.
When I say "Any length" to fit the story I'm telling, I mean " Whatever you are willing to believe". It is important you keep this in mind and adjust it accordingly.
Anonymous P double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,358
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,361
The Xenu story is more plausible than the flood story.Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,364
The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,366
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,374
The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #56,377
@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
Yeah but I mean, that's basically there argument for the '7 days' dross.
Yeah but I mean, that's basically there argument for the '7 days' dross.
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Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #56,670
I don't believe in evolution and anyone who does is obviously super dumb lol