Topic: HOW TO MAKE A FUCKING FOOD

The Owl !yshAAUvyds started this discussion 15 years ago #3,014

FIRST YOU GET [random object X]

AND THEN YOU WIPE YOUR DICK ON IT BECAUSE WIPING YOUR DICK ON THINGS IS A HOT TOPIC RIGHT NOW ON THE COMEDY CIRCUIT

THEN YOU TOP OFF THE PILE OF SHIT YOU JUST MADE WITH A HEALTHY DOSE OF RACISM AND THEN SPRINKLE SOME NICKALOLLYOFF IS A FAGGOT ON TOP OF THAT

IT'S GOOD FOR THE BONES

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later[^] [v] #55,002

The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #55,003

@previous (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #55,004

Please drop the shtick.

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #55,005

@55,003 (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)
STEP 1: BUY A DESK LAMP

STEP 2: FART

STEP 4: Turn me up, Turn me up, Turn me, Turn me, Turn me up
Yeah [x8]
Turn me up, Turn me up, Turn me, Turn me, Turn me up
Yeah [x8]

[Verse 1:]
I'm goin out tonight, it's goin' down
Headed straight to the front of the line, on the fly
On the floor I can't stand still
And I'm goin to work like I'm paying my bills (bills)
My whole clicks on the floor (the floor)
We gon' party, then party some more (some more)
Rozay up in the air
Feeling good, feeling great, just got paid

[Chorus:]
And they playin my jam
They playin my jam [x7]
Turn it up, turn it up
Turn it up, turn it up
Turn it up, turn it up DJ
Turn it up, turn it up
Turn it up, turn it up
So I can rock the night away (away)

[Verse 2:]
Imma burn it out tonight, it's goin down
By live via satellite
And all I see is angels in my eyes
Buzz got me way up in the sky
Maybach in the front (the front)
Pick out any boy that I want (I want)
DJ here I am
Feeling good, feeling great, just got paid

[Chorus]

[Bridge:]
Girls in the building
Fellas in the club
Boys spending money
Girls looking good
I'm on the floor living my life
Feeling so good, feeling so right
Got my hands up
Celebrate like it's my birthday
5 more shots of tequila
I'm thirsty
Feeling so good, I'm feeling so great
Tonight [x4]

[Chorus]

[Outro:]
Turn me up, Turn me up, Turn me, Turn me Turn me up
Yeah [x8]
Turn me up, Turn me up, Turn me, Turn me Turn me up
Yeah [x8]
Turn me up, Turn me up, Turn me, Turn me Turn me up
Yeah [x8]
Turn me up, Turn me up, Turn me, Turn me Turn me up
Yeah [x8]

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #55,007

@previous (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
u missed step 3 lol XD

The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #55,012

@55,004 (C)

> shtick.

lol I have no shtickâ„¢ (pronounced as one word)

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #55,015

@previous (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)
Lol girlturds loan me money etc.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #55,017

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Ghosts are real French people are True Gentlemenâ„¢ blah blah blah Gunlog angry anons and stalkers, and so on.

The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #55,019

@55,015 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

James MAthews, I know this is you. I hereby give you permission to post, right now, proof that I want to loan girlturds.

Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #55,021

@previous (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)
"loan" is a noun...the verb is "lend"

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #55,022

@55,019 (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)
You are James DUncan. I have proof.

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