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Topic: If I was the Devil...

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #30,124

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 30 seconds later[^] [v] #435,502

*If I were the devil.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #435,503

> 2013
> Taking mythology seriously

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 23 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #435,504

Thank you, Internet Atheist.

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #435,505

fedora

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #435,506

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #435,584

@435,504 (D)
Your point? Is "going clubbing" the only possible activity for a human in the evening? How do you know I did not teach tonight? Thanks.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #435,586

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
what

oh man i hurred, sorry

(Edited 30 seconds later.)

Green replied with this 13 years ago, 6 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #435,666

I don't see why people think Satan is a bad guy. All he did was challenge god's authority. God seems like more of an egotistical cunt than loving. It seems like Satan justs wants us to be happy in this life.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 31 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #435,672

@previous (Green)
Satan is a character from fiction. Would it matter what darth vader wants?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #435,674

@previous (squeegee)
If you're into that particular work of fiction, then yes it could be fun to analyse a character's motivations.

Also, why does god feed satan souls that he doesn't want? Seems more like a family business than anything.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #435,681

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> Also, why does god feed satan souls that he doesn't want?

Just guessing of course.

God once was pissed and did that Flood & used Noah for some degree of recovery.

That did not work out so well so God made Satan and is letting nature keep Satan in business.

Green replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #435,682

Heaven sounds like a boring place and the least plausible afterlife. An eternity would be a long time and all you do is talk to some Jew? Reincarnation is a lot more understandable-as you could living a different life for eternity, and you wouldn't remember past ones.
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