Minichan

Hey Matt, you need to listen very, very carefully. So far, I have put up with your shit because it is funny. I can appreciate a good troll, a good joke, a kankerdraad or two in the middle of the night. But you are very close to crossing the line. I want you to know that once I "go TTEH" on someone, it is over. I have ruined lives, destroyed careers, bankrupted people, even provoked one suicide. You may think I am "trolling" with a "schtick," but you have no idea, man.

You and I are both professional trolls. We know how far to go without crossing a line, and that is fine. But I am warning you, if you fuck with my family, or continue to use my name, I am going to go TTEH on your ass, and you do not want that. I know all about your little secret, and your childhood, and I will not hesitate to destroy your fucking life. So back off, and let's keep it at a fun level.

I hope you realise, Matt, how serious I am. I like you because you are funny, but I have a decades-long track record of destroying lives on the internet when people go to far. Laugh it off. That is cool. Just do not go too far and I will not target you. Thanks.