Topic: I was hit with a car this morning.
Smegma !faggot started this discussion 15 years ago #2,999
I approached an intersection near campus. I would have pressed the cross button but the light has been broken for years. I checked to see if the lights were red; they were. I checked to see if everybody stopped and they were so I continued. This one doucher, though, turned right on red without thinking to yield to the guy already crossing the street. He only tapped me, though. He then proceded to open his window and tell me to watch where I'm going. I said the first thing that came into my head, which was "Eat a dick, faggot". Probably not the most eloquent retort, but I'd like to think he got my message.
He was fucking stopped when I started moving.
He was fucking stopped when I started moving.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #54,855
howd you get hit with a cock
Smegma !faggot (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #54,859
Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #55,101
It's hit by a car you hippie faggot
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #55,106
Are you okay?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #55,107
The Owl !yshAAUvyds joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #55,109
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #55,112
Or was the car hit by you?
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #55,117
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I hope that she wasn't at fault.
I hope that she wasn't at fault.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW double-posted this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #55,132
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That's horrible. Her family must be devastated.
That's horrible. Her family must be devastated.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW triple-posted this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #55,144
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That's so creepy. I've asked my friends to get rid of anything on the internet that has to do with me, if I ever die unexpectedly.
That's so creepy. I've asked my friends to get rid of anything on the internet that has to do with me, if I ever die unexpectedly.
The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #55,147
@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
I asked my friends to go into my account, change the display picture to a man with a sheet on his head and change my status to 'is dead.' or 'wooOOoooOOOOooOOOoooOO'
I asked my friends to go into my account, change the display picture to a man with a sheet on his head and change my status to 'is dead.' or 'wooOOoooOOOOooOOOoooOO'
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #55,150
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I'm seriously worried about scaring people, if they were to see my internet history.
I'm seriously worried about scaring people, if they were to see my internet history.
The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #55,152
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I'd assume that they'd just sell my shit. I don't really give a crap about a funeral. They can just throw me into a river or something.
I'd assume that they'd just sell my shit. I don't really give a crap about a funeral. They can just throw me into a river or something.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #55,154
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I don't want a funeral or coffin. Burying bodies is just a waste of money and space. Though, I am an organ donor.
I don't want a funeral or coffin. Burying bodies is just a waste of money and space. Though, I am an organ donor.
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #55,160
The driver did felony hit and run. I think the law says both you and the driver must report it to the DMV.