I want perfect hair forever.
@OP
You must go find the horn of a unicorn and quench it in the purest urine of an innocent loli. Once that is done, you must sprinkle goldfish feet and dragonfly tentacles over the top of the mixture and drink it. The goldfish feet must be frozen in molten lava and suspended in a bucket for a year under the midnight sun.
Only then do you have any hope of obtaining your goal.
(Edited 1 minute later.)