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Topic: Forever young.

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #29,964

I want to be forever young...

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #434,578

I want perfect hair forever.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #434,581

@OP
You must go find the horn of a unicorn and quench it in the purest urine of an innocent loli. Once that is done, you must sprinkle goldfish feet and dragonfly tentacles over the top of the mixture and drink it. The goldfish feet must be frozen in molten lava and suspended in a bucket for a year under the midnight sun.

Only then do you have any hope of obtaining your goal.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

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