Topic: I decided to see how many calories I eat in a day.
The Owl !yshAAUvyds started this discussion 15 years ago #2,996
I just finished my second of three meals I'll have today and so far the count is at 300.Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #54,732
300 after two meals?
What are you eating? Bowls of dry rice?
What are you eating? Bowls of dry rice?
The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #54,735
@previous (B)
For my breakfast, I had a Müller-Light™ Strawberry flavoured yoghurt, which contained 92 calories. For my dinner, I had 400g of ASDA™ Smart-Price Tomato Soup, which contained 208 calories.
For my breakfast, I had a Müller-Light™ Strawberry flavoured yoghurt, which contained 92 calories. For my dinner, I had 400g of ASDA™ Smart-Price Tomato Soup, which contained 208 calories.
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #54,744
What about drinks? The jews were fed 200 calories a day in concentration camps. Enjoy your anorexia.
The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #54,747
@previous (C)
I had a cup of tea with a small dash of milk and no sugar. I assume that it was less than 1 calorie and so rounded down accordingly.
I had a cup of tea with a small dash of milk and no sugar. I assume that it was less than 1 calorie and so rounded down accordingly.
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #54,749
The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #54,754
@previous (C)
I know. I'm going to have an 500g Icelandâ„¢ meal-for-one 'Spaghetti and Meatballs in a tomato sauce' for my tea. This will add 573 calories to my total.
This means that by the end of today my total consumed calorie count will be 920 ± 60 calories.
I know. I'm going to have an 500g Icelandâ„¢ meal-for-one 'Spaghetti and Meatballs in a tomato sauce' for my tea. This will add 573 calories to my total.
This means that by the end of today my total consumed calorie count will be 920 ± 60 calories.
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Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #54,759
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #54,766
Calories... are those some kind of newfangled Nigerian currency or something?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #54,771
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Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #54,802
The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #54,803
@previous (C)
There is some bacon in the fridge. As well as JIF lemon juice substitute. And my yoghurts.
But that's it.
There is some bacon in the fridge. As well as JIF lemon juice substitute. And my yoghurts.
But that's it.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #54,812
The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #54,818
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #54,830
I ate an egg. Do I win?
The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #54,836
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #54,838
The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #54,839
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #54,840
The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #54,841
@previous (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
You can't compare eggs to apples. They're just not the same.
You can't compare eggs to apples. They're just not the same.
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #54,842
Smegma !faggot joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #54,843
How in God's sweet queef are you alive?
I don't often get to put God and queef in the same sentence. The words compliment each other very nicely
I don't often get to put God and queef in the same sentence. The words compliment each other very nicely
The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #54,844
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Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #54,848
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #55,149
@54,732 (B)
> What are you eating? Bowls of dry rice?
No rice has too many calories. Each bowl is at maybe 1000.
> What are you eating? Bowls of dry rice?
No rice has too many calories. Each bowl is at maybe 1000.
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The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #55,158
So I ate some more stuff. I had a 4-finger KitKatâ„¢ and 2 eccles cakes. This was apparently, no shit, 800 calories.
The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #56,153
I just finished my last meal of the day and I have consumed around 800 calories.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #56,164
do you exercise?
The Owl !yshAAUvyds (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #56,168
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #56,301
@54,830 (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
> I ate an egg. Do I win?
70 calories. Half the day's cholestoral, but 70 calories.
> I ate an egg. Do I win?
70 calories. Half the day's cholestoral, but 70 calories.
hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #56,308
As long as you feel full, I suppose
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #56,338
I've had around 2000 calories, or morf.